While we may have cringed a bit watching Ryan Lochte get objectified on E!'s Fashion Police, he didn't seem to mind, so why the hell are we complaining?

Joan Rivers had her way with the Olympian and promptly had him stripped down to his skivvies! (Well, his speedo.)

That's when things got weird. Or weirder. 

See for yourself after the jump!

Australian Olympic gold medalist swimmer, Ian Thorpe is no stranger to speculation about his sexuality, and with his recent appearance as a commentator for the BBC during the London 2012 Olympics, his swimming comeback, and his upcoming autobiography the spotlight is once again being shined on the pesky topic.

In an interview with The Telegraph, he touches on the topic and raised questions as to just what will be revealed in that autobiography...

More after the jump!

U.S. Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte's hilarious mom, Ike, had the interwebs all-a-twitter when she dropped the bomb that her son, one of our reigning wet dreams (he's a SWIMMER, folks) is only into one-night stands.

She explained, “He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”

For those of us that view Lochte in a "one time/anytime (anywhere)" light, the news was met with amusement and full-fledged hope! Ryan, however is now clearing the air. 

See what he thinks of his mom's comments after the jump.

We learned the secret to how male swimmer's shave thanks to gorgeous Olympic swimmer Ricky Berens on Thursday; today, we get to see an exaggerated and artsy version of the act in "Swimmer Shaved," a video from fashion photography Bart Hess.

Lather up and follow the jump for the NSFW-ish video! 

After poring over every, well, pore on the men of the U.S. Olympic Swim Team the past few days, we've been reminded that swimmers are likely smoother than anything you can find on the dance floor at Tiger Heat. 

So, in the age of Scruff—when some of us may have forgotten how to depilate without severe repercussions—what's the guys' secret?

Luckily, gorgeous U.S. Olympian Ricky Berens (known for letting things slip out—link NSFW) has spilled the beans. 

Michael Phelps is rocking Details Magazine in all of his shirtless mer-man glory and we're fine with that.

Are you fine with that?

Cuz we're fine with that.

More pics after the jump.

To gear up for London 2012, eight French Olympic swimmers are warming up with a highly competitive battle of the bulge. Who's the gold medal winner thanks to the innuendo packed new commercial for French underwear brand HOM? Spoiler alert: it's our eyeballs after having the pleasure of checking out Olympians in their tight-room skivvies. Dive right in and judge for yourself, after the jump!

This is our kind of wardrobe malfunction!

During a competition that included Michael Phelps on Thursday night, it was swimmer Nathan Adrian's booty that was the clear winner. (Well, Nathan himself, too; even with the drag of an open-flap Speedo swimsuit that resembles our favorite after hours ensemble the hunky athlete was able to walk away with the win!) Video of Nathan laughing his way through a post-competition interview, after the jump!