Montreal's "Queer of The Year" 2012 competition challenged its participants to show off their best moves in a "Sexy Poutine" themed photoshoot. Poutine, they note, is after all, a borderline sexual experience (and its Montreal's official food!)

We saw "poutine" in the title we immediately got hungry, primarily because we haven't eaten anything more substantial than cucumber-flavored vodka since last Thursday.

This "sexy" video, in which the participants make a creative use of poutine's key ingredient, gravy, may actually keep our appetite at bay through Labor Day weekend!

Let us know what you think after the jump!

The network of Sudan's government websites were taken offline this week by Anonymous in the latest part of the hacktivist's pro-LGBT "#OpFuckAfrica" campaign. Details follow. 

Our prayer for even more hunkiness on daytime TV and the Internet has been answered in the form of a male model contest for The Price Is Right! Yep, we're gay gluttons and no game of Plinko would tell you otherwise! Details follow. 

Attention, ravishing readers! We're in need of a few good men. (Isn't that always the case?)

Along with Pistol Pete, Instinct Magazine has signed on to the strenuous and absolutely punishing task of sifting through hot, chiseled men in the Luxor Las Vegas' "The Tempter Model Search." Queue the violins! Our "grueling" gig will ultimately lead to the selection of the "new face" of the Luxor Hotel & Casino's infamous Temptation Sundays by way of online voting and judge's approval. Yay, democracy! 

If you're anywhere west of the Rockies and think you have what it takes to become the "new face" of Temptation Sundays then head to http://instinctmagazine.com/the-tempter to enter! (Submissions accepted until Wednesday, August...

Thanks to Russia's draconian policies and arrest of feminist punk rock band Pussy Riot, we've said the five-letter P-word more this summer than ever before in our lives! Dad will be proud.

Madonna's protest of the band brought international attention to their imprisonment, but Jon Gnarr, the gaydored mayor of Reykjavik, Iceland, has kept the story in headlines thanks to a Drag Race-worthy appearance at his city's Pride parade over the weekend. 

We've had another week to examine your submissions and suggestions as well as every inch of Spandex parading around London since Part 1 of our favorite Olympics studs dropped jaws around the world. Now, with the Closing Ceremony unfortunately approaching (Sunday, August 12), we thought it'd be appropriate to send the 2012 Summer Games out with a bang in a massive sequel post. You're welcome!

The torch may soon be extinguished in London, but these XXX Olympians (pun certainly intended) will keep us hot for much longer. Follow the jump for yet another drool-inducing selection (including a few NSFW pics) of the sexiest men of the 2012 Olympics!

Proving there's no stunt queen like a meemaw stunt queen, New York Times bestselling author (oh, and gaydored legendary comedian) Joan Rivers was escorted by police out of a California Costco. Joan dusted off her Depression-era "marital aid" handcuffs and locked herself to a shopping cart in protest of Costco's banning of her book I Hate Everybody ... Starting With Me. 

Updated Wednesday, 11:30 a.m.

Michael Leisner, the career homophobe whose latest act of bigotry set the lawn of General Mills ablaze, has learned what getting fired feels like himself! Details follow.

Sorry, Kirk Cameron.

Your job as the National Organization for Marriage's "non-cognitive" spokesbag is on the line after a local buffoon set the front lawn of General Mills' Minnesota headquarters on fire in an anti-gay protest gone wrong.

If there was ever a time to sell your stock in tri-colored cardboard signs, now is the time!

Congress has passed a comprehensive veterans bill that includes a provision aimed at the Westboro Baptist Church to cripple protests at military funerals. Details follow. 

Grab your dollar bills, EBC, Metro Cards, drink tickets, ANYTHING and follow the jump to watch the long awaited debut trailer for Paperboy, about a drenched Zac Efron dancing in his underwear in the rain (at least that's what we took from it). 

Put the "hump" in Hump Day after the break! 

NBC might want you to believe that some of the world’s most prolific athletes are in London competing their pecs off for precious metals and sponsorship deals. But the true prize? Our hearts! 

So, which men competing for gold our affection at the summer games in London have earned a spot on our coveted list? Thankfully, we've created a handy guide showcasing the hottest international male Olympians in various states of undress to show you who made the cut (or uncut, who cares?)! Follow the jump and help us decide which guys medal in the most heated competition of the games...