As if we needed anymore reason to escape winter with a trip to Las Vegas, the Sin City-based Chippendales have revealed their latest celebrity guest: Jake Pavelka, hunky star of the Bachelor and Dancing With The Stars. 

Now that nearly as much time has passed after learning of his divorce as he spent married to Kim Kardashian, basketball stud Kris Humphries needs to keep his horizons open to new income options. Might we suggest accepting the offer the Chippendales have extended to Kris? (Details follow.)

What happens when the Las Vegas Chippendales come out for marriage equality? Hint: it's a beautiful thing. Turn on the AC and take a moment for yourself after the jump.