If The Eagle hosted a community theater production of Chicago and handed out poppers to the audience at the door, it might resemble Rihanna's just-premiered music video for "You Da One." Follow the jump to wach and let us know if you heart it or hate it in the comments!

In what many consider America’s gay mecca, it seems as if gay-owned businesses are dissappearing one by one.

We heart Johnny Knoxville. The Jackass star appeared on Conan last night to talk all things bear culture (he's not happy about being a wolf) and reveal a gay-inspired tattoo.

So, what's the queer ink that Johnny flexed on Thursday night's show?

Posting a shirtless picture of the unfairly-handsome Channing Tatum never requires a reason, but we like to go the extra inch. In an interview with NY Mag's The Vulture, Channing describes his relationship with The Eagle co-star (and cutie patootie) Jamie Bell. The pair play master and slave, respectively, on screen in the upcoming flick. 

How about in real life?
Jamie and I have a bromance. We’ve been having sex for a few years now.

How’s that going?
Going fantastic.

He’s a lot smaller than you. He’s really small.
He’s a goer though.

What’s a goer?
I don’t know. I just made it up.

Annnnd the pint of Haagen Daas we cried into and devoured last night for "Single's Appreciation Day" was just burned off through heart-racing...