Is Presidents' Day really the time to start talking about killing Lincoln again? Poor Abe. But it's a slooooww holiday Monday (for many) and a back-to-the-grind-as-usual day for us, so we ponder the important stuff.

And since we do, we thought we'd look at the debate over the penny because it looks like the penny may actually be on its way out of circulation once and for all because President Obama thinks it's a good idea.

GOProud's war on sassy but well-spoken gay columnists has now resulted in a serving of shade so dark and delicious that only the amazing Michael Musto could've delivered it. Details follow. 

No, it's not 2003 all over again; Dan Savage and Rick Santorum really are once again engaged in a moral holy war of wits (well, one side possesses wits). The lop-sided wits and a prayer for the damned, after the jump!

Leave it to controversial middle-finger wielding M.I.A. to be the sole person to pick a fight with the cute, cuddly and totally affable Anderson Cooper. So, what drama briefly went down between the unlikely pair on Twitter earlier today?

We don't only devote our fantasy time to Andrew Christian underwear models and delusions of being married to the now openly-gay Matt Bomer; we also partition a portion of our imagination brain cells to conjure fake catfights between some of our favorite divas!

A viral video that's making the rounds today takes up one of our favorite past-times and envisions a viciously catty conversation between Adele and Beyoncé. So, what diva-certified warnings does Beyoncé have for Adele? 

Guess what? Michele Bachmann is finally asking for an end to those demonizing attacks, everybody! Unfortunately, it's not the end of her vilifying attacks on American same-sex-helmed families that she's calling for. Countless articles appearing in both print and pixels have chastised Michele's homophobic history, but it wasn't until Howard Stern chimed in that the former Republican presidential candidate took offense. So, what does Michele have to say after Howard put her on blast? (And how has Howard already responded?)

If it sounds like Chelsea Handler and Joan Rivers have faced off (and we don't use that term lightly with the stretched and Botoxed divas) in their own catfights of the week before, it's true: these two are heavyweights when it comes to the ring. This is why we were so excited to grab a bag of gluten free popcorn and sit back and watch the pair of gaydored blondies duke it out verbally during separate visits to Howard Stern's Sirius/XM show. You can watch too, after the jump!

British-ish queens fighting has always been a blood sport we've enjoyed watching from the sidelines. So, when Sir Elton John showed us just how many f*cks he gave with that third degree side-eye as Madonna accepted her best-original-song Golden Globe, we grabbed the popcorn and sat back to enjoy the ride. 

Updated Friday, 2:20 p.m. EST

After an inquiry from the Human Rights Campaign and Politico, Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol has refused to condemn a radically homophobic and misleading email sent to subscribers of the publication. 

With the Lane Bryant size 14 shoe on the other foot, Kelly Osbourne took a few minutes to bask in the satisfaction that is Christina Aguilera's weight gain during a recent episode of The Fashion Police. So, what did Kelly say that porks (not a typo) fun at The Voice diva?

We could ask you to caption this photo. Or...

Glee continues to be over-the-top-bottom (last night's emotional episode especially), but we won't complain as long as the pro-gay message continues to permeate American youth culture -- and as long as the adorable Darren Criss (with whom we've quickly fallen heels over head in love with) continues to be given the best songs of the season. His "Teenage Dream" quickly became the show's top grossing single (have you heard it on the local gayborhood dance floor yet?), and we smell another hit for Glee with this rendition of Train's "Hey Soul Sister", a leaked track from next week's episode -- meaning if you don't want to spoil your Glee fix, don't click play!