If you're anything like us, four screenings of Magic Mike since midnight have made you wish you could take something home from that greasy stripper stage.

Thanks to Pistol Pete, you'll have that chance. 

What better way to celebrate countless troops throughout history this Memorial Day Weekend than by living the American dream of enjoying delicious meat under American flag? The new international trailer for Magic Mike is allowing us to do just that by finally giving us a taste of its delectable cast wearing nothing but stars-and-stripes-wrapped thongs!

Things heat up after the jump!

Why does Joe Manganiello continue to tease us?

He talks thongs and Magic Mike after the jump.