With two new A-List celeb bachelors on the market, star f*cker extraordinaire Randy Rainbow has had his Grindr work cut out for him.

After landing a date Scientology Thetan Testing Session with Tom Cruise, Randy moves on to take Anderson Cooper out for a test spin.

Grab the popcorn and sit in on all the awkward first date moments after the jump!

The contract terms have reached their expiration!

After five years of blissful, couch-jumping marriage, Tom Cruise is shaving off Katie Holmes as the A-List couple reveals plans to divorce. Details follow. 

That radiant facial expression hottie Diego Boneta has plastered all over his money maker in the above still from Rock of Ages has been transplanted onto our mugs after watching the first music video released from the film. With Tommy Cruise parading his rock star drag and mid-life crisis guyliner all over the media circuit in recent weeks to promote the movie, it's a relief return to the fun place of eager anticipation the cast's cover of Journey's "Any Way You Want It" provides.

Watch Mary J. Blige, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Julianne Hough give it to us just how we want it after the jump! 

In a photo that will have the mens sauna at the Scientology homobase in L.A. buzzing for weeks, Tom Cruise shows off his guns (as in the fake tattoo providing a sideshow to his 49-year old abs) and his method acting talent to pose with two frisky non-male models. Acting! (A shirtless Tom Cruise on the new cover of W Magazine follows.)

Reminding us more of Iggy Pop than Axl Rose, it's hard to take Tom Cruise seriously in the second trailer for the highly gay-nticipated Rock of Ages theatrical release. But other gems abound in the new preview (like Catherine Zeta-Jones and Justin Theroux, for example). Watch Rock of Ages's cheesy new trailer that's being lampooned across the blogosphere today after the break!

Connor Cruise, Tom Cruise's 17-year old son a.k.a. DJ C Squared, made homo headlines last week after a Tweet including the derogatory use of gay. The rising celebrity DJ is once again making the gay blogosphere rounds today, but this time gets on our good side. Details follow.  

On Bring Your Dad to Work Day during filming of Jerry McGuire, Cuba Gooding Jr. apparently won the show-n-tell. Details follow. 

Next to serving drinks or booty in the local gay watering hole, acting seems to be the last occupation you would find homophobia running its course. That doesn’t stop a high percentage of actors who say they are not out to their agents for fear that their career will pay the price. So why are these actors playing the role of hetero the moment the power players walk by?

Shouldn't it be common knowledge by now not to enter into a dance battle with Tom Cruise? Didn't he fight single-handedly for the acceptance and right of men to dance in their whitey-tighties? (By the way, thank you for that, Tom.)

Someone who obviously underestimated the winner of Scientology's So You Think You Can Dance reportedly challenged Tom to a "dance battle" at a fancy wedding in Palm Springs over the weekend. The result? A perfectly-executed worm, gorgeous flowing lines, some dirty sexual simulation and an epic win for Tom Cruise. Follow the jump to watch.

On Friday night Jimmy Fallon basically anointed Taylor Lautner as the "new Tom Cruise." We get it: he's being marketed to us as an action star, makes the girls (and gays) go cray-cray and possibly might be gay-gay (we're so sorry for that). To really hammer in this last point, Fallon made Taylor dress in exaggerated cowboy gear to mount a mechanical bull and hold on for dear life. So, how'd Taylor do? 

Late last year it was announced that Tom Cruise would have a supporting role in the big screen rendition of the musical Rock of Ages. We can't tell if he looks good or if we are glad that Suri is still too young to not suffer embarrassment from her father's actions. You decide after the jump.

Appearing on The Ellen Show, Katie Holmes revealed that she has trouble letting a certain word slip from her lips.