If you're like us, you're still hungover from the Liz & Dick drinking game that instructed you to take a shot every time the Lifetime Dame Elizabeth biopic made you unintentionally laugh. Thankfully, we have a little dose of unusual sobriety from Lindsay Lohan today to digest along with a handful of Tylenol. 

If Diane Sawyer is anything like us, she'll be waking up on the bathroom floor in about an hour, stumble straight to the medicine cabinet, fumble around for four Excedrin, then place an order for hash browns with extra grease from Renaissance Diner.

Apparently, Diane played the same drinking game most of us at election parties enjoyed. The rules were simple: take a shot every time a Republican cried. We were tipsy not even an hour into the results, but Diane...Diane had a good night. 

Hopefully one of her staff has the sense of humor to tell her that Romney won the election when she inevitably asks "So, who won?" this morning.

The tragic death last month of vocal powerhouse Amy Winehouse is not being attributed to illegal drug reports, according to the long-awaited and just-released toxicology report. Details follow. 

It might not have a long YouTube life, so if you want to spoil one of next week's songs from the Britney epsidoe of Glee, click play on "Toxic" right now and then sound off your reaction in the comment section below!