We're finally getting our first glimpse at True Blood's upcoming season and it appears we're going to gets lots of nude Bill, though hopefully not covered in blood at all times. 

Here's hoping he also shares the nudity wealth with Joe Manganiello, Ryan Kwanten, Alexander Skarsgard, and the rest of True Blood's delectable male cast. (This is True Blood so it's pretty much guaranteed.)

Take a look at HBO's teaser after the jump!

Sigh. We don't think we'll ever be over Joe Manganiello.

His sure-to-be Oscar-worthy performance in Magic Mike notwithstanding, he also embraces his gay fanbase and truly seems to understand that in most cases he shouldn't be wearing clothing.

We a love a man with self-awareness.

Check out his interview with Andrew Johnston, who we must admit shows far more restraint than we would have been able to in such close proximity with arguably the hottest piece of man meat in Hollywood.

Watch after the jump!

Clearly not content with his True Blood co-star Joe Manganiello getting all of our attention (Thank you, Magic Mike), Alexander Skarsgard has signed on as the face of Calvin Klein's new fragrance, "Encounter."

Funny, that's what we pray for every time we see Mr. Skarsgard. A very naked, very close encounter.

Check out the new print ad after the jump!

Just in time to provide appropriate decorations for our True Blood premiere party come these jaw droppingly yummy pictures of our hubby Joe Manganiello in strikingly fine form for Men's Health U.K.

Take a deep breath and follow the jump for your weekly dose of Hump Day hotness.

You know, if more of Anna Paquin's True Blood co-stars (specifically the males) came out as bisexual, we'd be very happy viewers.

And stalkers.

(We're looking at you Alexander Skarsgard, Joe Manganiello, and Ryan Kwanten.)

Still, we love that Anna's been vocal about her membership in the LGBT club. She opens up more about this "minor biographical detail" after the jump!

Skin is in!

A double dose of Joes made our heads rush at Coachella over the weekend by wearing our favorite trend to the festival (pecs). Together, their collective 12 pack distracted many a concertgoer from the world-class acts that took the stage.

If you weren't in the Coachella Valley over the weekend to let the desert heat dry the drool from your chin before Joe x 2 could notice, we have a few more pics of the very shirtless and sweaty Joe Manganiello and Joe Jonas to ogle after the jump!

Sadly not for more jail sex on Oz. But the possiblity of sexiness is pretty high with his new gig. Find out what show he's headed to after the jump.

Chris Meloni, the hunky former SVU star and a dear friend to the gay community, is thisclose to joining TV's nakedest show. Score! (Details follow.)

We want plenty of things from True Blood wrapped around our bodies, but who'd have guessed that headphones were one of them? Well, thanks to headphone-maker V-Moda's new True Blood line, they are! 

With the latest season of the gaydored HBO show nearly wrapped, those looking to extend their love for all things V need to look no further than V-Moda. With its True Blood line of headphones, V-Moda provides 3-D quality sound in a fashionable lightweight package perfect for fans of the hit show. The shapeshifting headphones (audiophiles can customize ear pieces with different True Blood designs) retail for $229.95, but you have a chance to win V-Moda for True Blood in this week's Swag Suite! 

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Our Google Alert emails just exploded all over our inbox. Guess that's what happens when you have alerts set for keywords like "Joe Manganiello" and "full frontal" (among others found in this story's headline) and a hard-hitting investigative news story boasting them all pops up. That's right, seems our husband Joe Manganiello has finally discussed baring his junk in the upcoming Steven Soderbergh ode to male strippers, Magic Mike. So, what does Joe have to tell Huffington Post about "Big Dick Richie"?

It's hard to imagine that any bullies have ever tried to f*ck with True Blood's Joe Manganiello, but according to our werewoooof husband, he was so big in high school that he stuck out. Swoon. Follow the jump to hear Joe talk about his various big body parts (seriously!) in what might amount to the hottest "It Gets Better" video yet!

Looking absolutely stunning, True Blood's Anna Paquin has joined castmates Alexander Skarsgard, Kristin Bauer and Rutina Wesley to let LGBT youth know that "It Gets Better." Follow the jump for Anna's cute accent and message.