This is our nightmare EVERYTIME we check a bag at the airport. You think you're doing the responsible thing and checking your "freakum dress" or that larger than 3 ounce bottle of lube, and you just hope for the best.

Sadly, sometimes you don't get the best, but you probably haven't gotten the worst. That was reserved for Christopher Bridgeman and Martin Borger, a gay couple that got quite the surprise when they went to retrieve their checked baggage in Norfolk, Virginia.

Details after the jump.

Rodney Hill, a manager for United Airlines, is under investigation after reportedly calling a gay couple "faggots" during an exchange with the passengers on Saturday. Details follow.