The hastily arranged interview with ABC News and a last-minute cancellation of the daily White House briefing conspire with Joe Biden and Arne Duncan's recent endorsement to make Time Magazine's Sr. Political Analyst Mark Halperin issue a great expectation: President Obama will come out in support of same-sex marriage this afternoon, according to Halperin. 

Customs lines for folks entering the United States was just another source of discrimination against same-sex couples. But the inequity might soon be a thing of the past as the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announces a proposal to change its policy on the way it processes families through customs. Details follow.

If White House Press Secretary Jay Carney's answer for an update on the President's evolution is any indication, then yes, it will take another 500 days for Obama to evolve. 

Before Kristen Wiig stroked our funny bones on Saturday Night Live we had MADtv's Bon Qui Qui. The disgruntled fast-food princess may have gotten her start on the now extinct small time TV show, but Bon Qui Qui has upgraded to the rap game and is bracing for a comeback to be bigger (and more threatening) than ever! Follow the jump to watch Bon Qui Qui's return with "I'm A Cut You." 

Kirk Cameron pulled the victim card on Tuesday in a statement sent to ABC News days after he came under national criticism for calling homosexuality "unnatural." So, how many violins should we queue for Kirk? 

What if Siri had immoral gay sex (as Santorum loves to call it) with the virtual RuPaul responsible for all those She-Mail messages at the start of each Drag Race episode? The answer to this highly important question lies in Siriano, the new gay virtual assistant available in a hilarious "fierce iPhone 4S update." Get to know Siriano's catch-phrases, after the jump!  

Updated Wednesday, 2 p.m. EST

As the Australian hacker accused of logging into Grindr profiles evades criminal charges, a company spokesman says that the accusations lofted last week against the popular GPS social app are "unfounded." Details follow.  

Wah-wah. Dreams of having this be the face of America's first big openly-gay professional sports star are dashed...at least for the time being. Details follow.

Claiming the "bromance" officially over, the National Post has once again caught our gayttention today with an update on Buddy and Pedro, the same-sex penguin pair forced apart to breed with females for population reasons. 

In the foot cleat steps of the NFL and MLB, the NBA has announced that it will officially protect gay players from discrimination based on their sexual orientation. Details follow.

Peddlers of "I Love NY" merchandise take note: you've lost a loyal customer in Troy, Michigan Mayor Janice Daniels, who is the subject of homo headlines today for recently-uncovered uncouth Facebook status updates from earlier this summer. Details follow.

Setting up the field for future American athletes to come-out, the MLB will reportedly follow the NFL by adding "sexual orientation" to its collective bargaining agreement's non-discrimination policy.