To all the paparazzi we imagine follow our every step: please only photograph our left side profile from this point forward. Sure, we joked a lot about getting on our "good sides," but now our good friend science has corroborated what we have long known: the left side is the most beautiful—for all humans!

How can any organization in the world fight against something as beautiful as what these pictures of Ricky Martin's family display? Ready the stomach pump and follow the jump to overdose on cuteness via this month's Spanish Vanity Fair...

Just when we start to worry that Lady Gaga has once again over-saturated mainstream media, a hysteria-invoking spread for Vanity Fair's January cover story arrives to reshape our freshly-manicured paws into firm Little Monster claws. Shot by the peerless Annie Leibovitz, is this gorgeous shoot featuring the pop-star juxtaposed against dramatic New York City backgrounds Gaga's best yet?

Are you gay-boy-Halloween ready yet? Here's the latest underwear promo for AC's series "7 Deadly Sins" to get you in the spirit and serve as a reminder to do one minute of cardio for every calorie of carbs you eat from now until November 1. Steamy, sultry, sinful and possibly NSFW video after the jump.

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Actually, you might believe it.

This note, like we assume its anonymous writer, has been making the rounds. Sure, this to-do list that allegedly was found on the workout floor of a So-Cal gym looks and reads authentic, but are folks really this stereotypical and narcissistic? Follow the jump for more on the "to-do" list reported this week as being left by a gay man at a WeHo gym (but was speculated earlier this year as being left by a girl at a San Diego gym)...

Disappointing sales from Justin Bieber's Vanity Fair cover has the Centers for Disease Control wondering if the worldwide epidemic of Bieber Fever might be on the decline. 

Vanity Fair did us well. The sexy star of Parks and Recreation is giving us nip and stoic-boy-smirk. Shirtless Rob “Daddy” Lowe after the jump.

Earlier today, Vanity Fair columnist Brett Berk apologized for labeling Glee's gay characters as fags in his cheeky "A Gay Guide To Glee" post for the publication. The F-word, which Vanity Fair admits it hasn't been too comfortable with Berk using in the past, has now been deleted from the story after pressure from GLAAD. 

While happy with the lightning-fast apologies issued, GLAAD manages to warn Vanity Fair not to get on its ugly side anytime soon...

In an op-ed titled "The Defense Of Marriage Act Blues" penned for Vanity Fair, buff rock star Henry Rollins gives Speaker John Boehner an eloquent earful on behalf American LGBT. We love you too, Henry!

"Of course same sex marriage is constitutional! The right to be yourself, to pursue life, liberty, and property, is protected several ways over several amendments. John Boehner should know this. If only he read the Constitution as often as some of us do, he wouldn’t have bothered to lower himself to this time-wasting, pathetic attempt to invigorate his base of supporters.

"Damn, congressman, we’re trying to get up the road here. Either lay out a plan for job creation for all of us to see or get out of the way. You are the Speaker of the...

It is, claims the Daily Beast. 

After assessing the amount of time citizens of 25 American cities spend at the gym, in the spa or under the Juviderm needle, San Francisco sticks out as a the country's most narcissistic city. 

We culled the list by starting with the 25 cities with the largest percentage of the population that belongs to gyms, according to the International Health, Racquet and Sportsclub Association.

To focus on which cities are most successful at keeping their waists whittled, we then measured the percentage of residents for each city was neither overweight nor obese, according to BMI statistics tabulated by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Most crucially, because fitness and exercise can ...

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The one and only Cher hasn't covered Vanity Fair since the 1920s, back in the beta days of Photoshop when the "Do You Believe...

Sarah Palin has a knack for words. Don't try to refudiate it. But her latest word play is being touted by The Advocate as "gay baiting" or a subversive homophobic attack on openly gay Vanity Fair writer Michael Joseph Gross. Gross's Vanity Fair piece painted Sarah Palin in a less than favorable light and cited many anonymous sources, the latter of which seemed to have sent Sarah over the edge on Sean Hannity's radio show on Thursday, where she slung terms like "limp" "impotent" and "gutless" indirectly at Gross.

The Advocate points out that these terms have historically been used to chide homosexuals, but what do you think, Instincters? Was Sarah Palin making a homophobic attack on Gross?