If we had a sixth slot in our Song of Summer 2010 poll (found in the right sidebar, cast your vote now!), it'd hands down, ankles up go to the David Guetta-produced "Dirty Talk" from sexy mamma Wynter Gordon. The song, which makes us run to the dance floor quicker than a shot off a go-go boy's abs ever could, premieres its music video today -- with a few subtle Sapphic surprises...

Though "Put Your Hands Up" seems to be the next American single off Kylie Minogue's astonishing hit Aphrodite, the gorgeous dance floor diva performed another of our favorites from the album, "Get Outta My Way," on Britain's The Alan Carr Show.

At first (and without directly saying it, let's be fair) she appointed herself the second-coming of G-O-D. Now Sarah Palin is comparing herself to the Eternal Bard himself, William Shakespeare.

Yesterday, while appearing on Faux News, Palin's poetic process allowed her to bless the English language with the invention of a new word: refudiate. While shameless, America-hating critics were quick to point out that she had meant to say “repudiate,” Palin took to Twitter to insist she was actually trying to create a new word by invoking Shakespeare.

"Refudiate," "misunderestimate," "wee-wee'd up." English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it! -- Sarah Palin Tweeted.

Since Sarah ...

If you caught a glimpse of last week's "Primal Instinct" you know that upcoming reality show K-Town's muscled-Korean hunk Peter Le is being marketed as the Asian Situation. We're slightly obsessed with the softcore (it's tasteful!) erotic model (link NSFW) and can't wait to make him (and the rest of the K-Town cast) our guilty obsession. Here's a low-budget (it looks like it was produced in Jackie Beat's wig closet) reel for the pilot of the show, which includes shots of Peter working his biceps.

If picked up, will you watch K-Town?

(Follow the jump for a shirtless G-rated pic of Peter!)

One of our musical obsessions of the moment is Welsh singer Marina (and the Diamonds, her band), who FINALLY made her American TV debut! You may recognize her from our Summer Sizzler, where we named her debut album, The Family Jewels, as one of the must haves of the season.

If you, for some reason, didn't take our advice, check out her performance on the Late, Late Show:

In the second (and consecutive) mention of Pink on Instinct today (why don't we talk about her more? She's amazing!), the edgy, gaydored singer reacts to her fall yesterday in Germany. Sure, Pink's been getting high (as in performing Cirque du Soleil-like stunts) for years in front of fans, but this time it was nearly a disaster. Thankfully our beloved star is OK.

Immediately after the incident (which involves a difficult-to-watch fall from an aerial harness), Pink took to Hollywood's No. 1 publicist, Twitter, to express her embarrassment to fans.

"To all my Nurnberg fans...

Last night, 2009 Instinct Leading Man and coverguy Lt. Col. Victor Fehrenbach reminded us why he was chosen for the honor in an articulate, moving appearance on The Rachel Maddow Show.

Hilarious viral sensation (he has an appointment at the free clinic tomorrow to get that checked out) the Sassy Gay Friend has come to the aid of many heroines of the past, including Juliet and most recently, the Giving Tree. But there are pop-culture mainstays of the present that could benefit from the sassy sage's friendship, too, including:

(Leave us a comment below to let us know if you agree with our selections, or if there is a celebrity or three we might have overlooked...

A very clever, tongue-in-freshly-waxed-booty-cheek parody of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" comes from NYC superstar Sherry Vine in the form of "You're A Homo." More political than her past parodies, but still infinitely entertaining.

Though we don't know what to make of this drunken gay sex spoof video starring True Blood hottie Alexander Skarsgard, we won't question it. We'll just post it and let you decide what the hell it's all about. Oh, and while we're talking about True Blood, what do you Instincters think of the new sezzy werewolf (pictured here)?

(Follow the jump to view a shirtless Skarsgard in the steamy video)

(Pic via JoeMyGod)

Not to be outdone by the gorgeous Brandon Flowers, RuPaul's Drag Race season one contestant Tammie Brown has released a music video for her debut solo single, "Clam Happy." The song and ensuing video evoke that nostalgic, eccentric humor we've come to love from Tammie, who begs listeners to dive deep and find her pearl.

As ya'll know, we have a hard spot for cutie-patootie Brandon Flowers, and can't stop watching his new lush music video for "Crossfire," featuring a cameo by Charlize Theron.

Heart it or hate it, Instincters?