Who would've imagined that three lovable grandmas who've decided to watch the Kardashian sex tape gave us more classic one-liners than the RuPaul's Drag Race finale? Follow the jump to watch the most excitement Shady Pines has seen in years! (Video is NSFW for language.)

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Filmmaker Ryan James Yezak has no idea the impact his first short, The Gay Rights Movement would have on the community when it became viral in January to market his Kickstarter Campaign to make a feature length documentary, Second Class Citizens.  With over $150K in support from fans, Yezak has released his newest short, I Want To Know What It’s Like. The newest Yezak creation after the jump. WARNING: Viewers may find themselves taken with an overwhelming sense of wow.

Comedian Drew Droege's caricature of Chloe Sevigny is submerged into deeper depths of hipster esotericism with a new "Chloe" video released just in time for Valentine's Day. Grab someone from Williamsburg or Echo Park to help translate and follow the jump to watch!

As if our jaws needed anymore incentive to drop for Randy Phillips! The hot YouTube Airman, who came out to his dad in a video that quickly went viral, late last year, has just signed on to participate in the 2012 AIDS/LifeCycle! Follow the jump for Randy's special announcement. 

This sh*t really hits close to homo. Follow the jump to watch "Sh*t Weho Queens Say."

Yes, really.

There are now more shitty knockoffs than you can find on Canal Street, but from time to time a real winner that doesn't deserved to be flushed shines through—like "Sh*t Liza Minnelli Says," for instance. Watch, after the jump!

Some queen has entirely too much time on their perfectly manicured hands...and it's a better world because of it. Follow the jump to see President Obama cover Lady Gaga's "Born This Way," choreography and all! 

We are totally swimming in shit today but simply cannot deny the charm of RuPaul's Drag Race alumnus Pandora Boxx, who rises to the top of the stinky meme's pile with "Shit Drag Queens Say." All the T fit for a viral video, after the break, hunties!

At first we thought this video chronicling a binational same-sex couple's love story was just going to make our dried and Botoxed tear-ducts pump out a few rare tears. But within the first 30 seconds it became clear that the video was also a love story to food (check out the size of that hamburger!), so our sad New Year-resolution-afflicted stomachs were also feeling affected. If you can make multiple organs of ours feel something with a single three-minute video, then you're certainly doing something right. (Video after the jump.)

Out and proud for a few months, hot gay YouTube soldier Randy Phillips is flexing his business muscles by launching a new video series of post-holiday fitness tips. As long as the business plan includes Randy shirtless, we totally think it's sound. Watch Randy work his obliques, after the break!

We might not be able to catch a ball from more than three-yards, but our hand/eye jazz-hand/threaded-eye coordination is skilled enough to capture the pop-culture zeitgeist of the past year. We may have endured more blackouts than homes affected by Hurricane Irene in 2011, but our love for pop-culture allows its brightest gems to shine through our sober senses. Once again, Instinct has assigned two of its sassiest editors—Jeff Katz, Senior Editor, and Jonathan Higbee, Associate Web Editor—the task of assessing the year in pop-culture, and 2011's bountiful list might include the most eclectic selections to date.

To conclude the series, Jeff and Jonathan shred the prescription for 7-day antibiotics to succumb to the most...

Sure, everyone and their grandma (literally) have stretched the flash-mob phenomenon past its prime, but every once in awhile a good group of folks come together in the spirit of jazz hands to tug at our heart strings. This guy's proposal to his boyfriend using an assembly of Katy Perry elves dancing to "Firework" is one of those times. Grab the Kleenex and follow the jump to watch.