It's not much of a surprise. In fact, it's about the squarest, most down-to-earth revelation we've ever heard out of Ke$ha's mouth. 

What are we talking about?

In her new interview with Seventeen, the great dolla-signed one admits she's bisexual AND goes on to take a stand against bullying. Is Ke$ha growing up from the days of brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack?

Got Muscle Milk? Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson sure do in the first trailer for Michael Bay's weightlifting meets organized crime flick, Pain & Gain. Check out a super-sized Marky Mark and a towering Rock after the jump!

The Dallas Buyers Club better be the most powerful movie ever because some of our favorite Hollywood hotties are starving themselves to nightmarish proportions (unfortunately once a sad reality for many in our community) to make it work and, well, we miss the pretty!

We're sure during your weekly Google Image search of Matthew McConaughey you've come across pics of him looking particularly gaunt for the film. (No? You don't do that on Mondays and sometimes Wednesdays?) Less discussed, but no less disturbing is his co-star Jared Leto's weight loss. 

Check him out after the jump!

Lady Gaga, fatigued from the recent trending topic of her weight, has unleashed the Little Monster claws in the direction of innocent Adele. Why hasn't anyone made fun of Adele's weight, wonders Lady Gaga, who has apparently let all her recent pot smoking gone to her head. Details follow.

House Rep. Paul Ryan and Vice President Joe Biden are scheduled to come to blows tonight during the Vice Presidential debate and some trickster decided to try to distract us from the issues. 

We're insulted that they think we'd be so shallow as to take our minds off of the pressing issues facing our nation to ogle the Republican VP candidate in a veritable beefcake photoshoot!

It takes a lot more than that for us to take our eyes off the prize! (Meaning he should at the very least be pantless.) With that said, commence ogling after the jump.

Updated, Monday 1:20 p.m. PST

While we were loving Xtina's apparent ownership of her body and curves, reps for The Voice judge and Billboard magazine are now stating that the "You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it," quotes that we were kind of living for are actually fabricated. 

More after the jump.

Under pressure for years now as the main target in the war on how women are portrayed in the fashion industry, Vogue Magazine announced a new policy for models on Thursday that might shake up the industry. 

Charles Barkley is either a huge fan of  RuPaul's Drag Race or he desperately needs to tune in.

Check out his latest "Weight Watchers" campaign ad after the jump.

Anderson Cooper was too busy giggling like a Japanese school-girl to put his shoulder into using the shake-weight properly (which we're 100 percent sure he knows how to do!). Want to see power-gay Andy Cohen make Anderson Cooper the most uncomfortable he's ever been on-camera? 

Sorry, Pilates, ballet or even parkour, it's now official: the new king of workout trends is the sexually suggestive workout. Last week we introduced you to the Free Flexor, a device that blurs the line between working out and homoeroticism; this week, Jimmy Kimmel crosses that line with the Tug Toner. Follow the jump to watch the hilarious (and hot!) NSFW-ish video.

Sorry, Shake Weight: your brief period of cultural prominence as a go to punchline for lethargic (or hungover, in our case) writers is numbered. Introducing the Free Flexor: a floppy phallic-shaped gift to those with senses-of-humor permanently stuck in the 4th grade (a.k.a. everyone).

All this time you thought it was the cheese and carbs, but, nope, it's your horrible personality that makes you fat. Well, not you, specifically...maybe. Details of a recent study after the jump.