Vice President Joe Biden seems as sure as Brad Pitt that federal marriage equality in the U.S. is inevitable. At a campaign stop in Ohio, Biden spoke with a lesbian couple about same-sex marriage.

This is what Cathy Pool and Mendy Yates, together for 25 years, had to say about the meeting:

If you've questioned the whereabouts of every L.A.-area queen over the past few weeks we now have the answer: every tucked trick from here to Palms has been kaikai-ing away in the video shoot for Willam and Rhea Litre's Scissor Sister spoof, "Let's Have A KaiKai." The result is as sickening and marvelous as expected.

Check out the long-awaited video for "Let's Have A KaiKai" after the jump!

It's time to protect the children from the big scary gays!

William Bigelow at the Breitbart blog is pretty butt-hurt over the inclusion of a gay character in the new stop-motion animated zombie comedy, ParaNorman. Heaven forbid children be even casually aware of our existence. 

We'll refrain from detailing the plot-twist till after the jump, so as not spoil it for you. 

Willam has been "interning" (guess that's what they call it now) at Logo's NewNowNext office for a few weeks. Finally, the powers that be realized she looks too damn good to be kept in a cubicle all day, so—unfortunately for middle American tourists—NewNowNext unleashed Willam into Times Square with extra duct tape and a camera. Hilarity ensues.  

The late Frank Mandelbaum has proven that a pesky thing like death can't keep you from being a curmudgeonly homophobe. The New York businessman, who died in 2007, refused to let any of his fortune go to hypothetical grandchildren born to his openly gay son—unless said openly gay son married a woman. 

We wonder if the GLAAD Awards have a "No Take-Backs" rule because we're sure they're side-eyeing Days Of Our Lives right now!

The soap had been giving us life over the past year with their beautifully crafted story following Will Horton's coming-out process.

Now the show's newly hired writers, Gary Tomlin and Chris Whitesell, are turning the whole story on its head and having Will have sex with a girl. Classy.

More after the jump.

We can skip the red eye at the coffee shop this morning because Robbie Williams has given us our preferred kind of eye-opener: a shirtless most-muscular pose from his dressing room. Swallow the entire shot after the jump!

You know that if you stick RuPaul’s Drag Race star Willam and a camera in a group of Hollywood hos, something good is goin’ down! Follow the jump to check out part 1 of the HO’lympics!

We're happy with any opportunity to see Sean Hayes back on our TV screens (R.I.P. Will & Grace), and the latest gig he just booked has us all kinds of excited!

Hayes is headed to NBC's Up All Night for an extended arc, and there promises to be lots of play time with one Maya Rudolph (Ava)!!

More after the jump.

We'd love to toss all of our beads around William Prazeres's neck thanks to this behind-the-scenes video culled from the male model's recent Rio Carnival-themed shoot.

Will and Erwynn Umali-Behrens, the first gay couple to be married on a US military base, shared their story with Slate and took questions on Facebook, Thursday.

Take a look at what they have to say about their historic union after the jump!

Actor Fred Willard—who seems to be in EVERYTHING including most of Christopher Guest's incredible movies—was arrested for pulling a Pee-Wee (fun with puns!) at a Hollywood adult theater. Isn't that what those things are for?  

Details follow.