Mitt Romney gloved up and gave an energetic reach-around to anti-gay groups today by finally connecting the dots between his "progressive" history/values and his vehement support of opposite-sex only marriage. So, what kind of convoluted three-tier marriage plan does Mitt support so that his contradictory campaign pledges now make sense? 

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If you haven't revved up your DVR to bask in the holiday light glow that was Glee's Christmas special, don't follow the jump. If, however, you, like us, are caroling a few lingering questions through a gritted smile following this week's episode, continue on...

In a cruising era ruled by the Grindr and Manhunts of the world, gay sex phone line (guess those still exist!) 1-800-Reality is probably praising Gaga today for a pro-bono advertising campaign courtesy of Jerry Sandusky's attorney. Details follow. 

Upset by the sight of boys hugging each other instead of throwing punches, National Post columnist Christie Blatchford has decided that anti-bullying laws are turning Toronto into a "city of sissies." 

Unhappy that Rick Perry is inching-in on his homophobic demographic, Newt Gingrich came out swinging against the homosezzual agenda on Monday in a letter to anti-gay hate group the Family Leader. In it, the thrice-married and serial-adulterer Gingrich pledges to "defend marriage" against filthy homos. Grab the Platinum Wet (you'll need to lube your eye-sockets for the intense eye-rolling ahead) and follow the jump for the details.

Following the esteemed Pennsylvania school that denied a student admission because of his HIV status and a new report detailing the gay community's persistent stigmatization of HIV positive men comes more troubling news that makes us question what year it is. The latest chin-scratcher comes courtesy of the Great Expressions Dental Center of Detroit, where an HIV positive employee says he was banned from touching doorknobs and subjected to Lysol spray-downs. Details follow.

Peddlers of "I Love NY" merchandise take note: you've lost a loyal customer in Troy, Michigan Mayor Janice Daniels, who is the subject of homo headlines today for recently-uncovered uncouth Facebook status updates from earlier this summer. Details follow.

Bret Easton Ellis, the accomplished openly-gay author of The Rules of Attraction and American Psycho, once again displays a disconnect with gay youth in new controversial advice dispensed from behind his Twitter account. How could Bret possibly top himself after claiming that Glee was like stepping in a "puddle of HIV" earlier this year? Follow the jump to find out!

The horror-story St. Petersburg, Russia has threatened to inflict upon one of its communities might possibly spread throughout the entire country. Details follow.

It should be diverse a capella group Pentatonix receiving the headlines following their top place finish this week on The Sing Off; instead, it's the glaring editing-out of LGBT references during the NBC show's finale that has stolen the spotlight.

In another misguided "won't somebody think of the children" story for the week (see Tuesday's Manhunt billboard debacle), the Boston Fox news affiliate has decided to "expose" a well-respected and celebrated area teacher for having appeared in a handful of gay porn films in his past. Details follow.