Soccerball has it backwards. Shouldn't Cristiano Ronaldo get a flag (which we think is like a foul or something) for wearing a shirt? Somehow, the opposite holds true and Cristiano received a golden flag on the field for making everyone jealous of his sculpted, delicious torso. How rude!

Even more rude would be to keep the pictures and video from you, ravishing readers. Thankfully, we have our tact in check.