The wiry vampiress otherwise known as Madonna has finally sucked all the life essence she can out of British man-toy Guy Ritchie! (Wasn't he a director once upon a time?)

Reports from the UK say that she has hired superstar divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton to represent her in upcoming divorce proceedings. Shackleton (who has probably one of the bitchiest Brit names ever, and I love it) is best known for representing Sir Paul McCartney in his recent divorce, allowing Heather Mills to abscond with only a fraction of his immense fortune. 

Madonna's wealth is apparently 300 million British pounds. Which is a hell of a lot of dollars.

For those fanatics out there, really, I love Madonna. She's an amazing woman. A role model, really. But I can't imagine ever getting tired of super-cute blokey daddy-for-days Guy Ritchie. And I think it's incredible how his image has morphed from cock-of-the-walk director of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels to subservient arm candy. I guess banging Madonna will do that to you. Or getting involved in that strange little church she's known to deal with.

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written by Madge's Rabbit on June 27, 2008

Cougar whore!!!!!!!!! Material Pussy!!!!!! Good luck jackhammering your tuna funnel with a banana now, bitch...drivin your hot brit man away! DUMB COUGAR!!!!

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written by Marcus C. on June 28, 2008

I love Madonna but, this is not right. Look at the man...he's adorable! I would be curious to know the real reasons behind this. Anyone think a certain little boy from Malawi could be part of it?

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