She's hot. Period. The
end.
Of course, I jest. While
I do think she has smokin' legs, I am not as shallow as Simon. Well, maybe I
am…but not when it comes to women. Plus, I'm a gay man, so I can see beyond her
hotness. Barely.
Yes, she may have been
bland as oatmeal a month or so a go, but then—out of nowhere—I was like, “Who
is this girl? Where did she come from? Was she always in the Top 10?” Simon got
it right then, too, when he forgot her name.
But then there was that
week when the stylists took over and they worked the girl’s natural beauty to
her advantage. Then, along with her voice, people took notice. It seemed on
that very night, the stars aligned and her voice caught up with her wardrobe,
and yes, oh yes, those legs.
She may not have the pipes
of a Melinda Do-gooder, but Haley can sing sexy and salty, yet still have a fun
“everyday” innocence about her.
While the straight males
oogle her hooters, I’ll admire Haley’s hotness. So, Haley is MY new dark horse—plus,
she’s got way better hair than Sanjaya!
Beat me up, berate me, but I’m speed dialing, and re-speed
dialing next Tuesday! Join me!
She deserves
out of that dreaded BOTTOM THREE!
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written by JR on April 05, 2007
What about Sanjaya? I thought he is your favorite. I am voting for Melinda
written by Ethan on April 05, 2007
She is HOT! But what about Blake?now there's a boy whose legs I want to see!
written by Jeremiah on April 05, 2007
Being a blind apostle of Howard Stern, I feel compelled to vote for Sanjaya. Sorry, mikewood!
written by Jimmy King on April 05, 2007
You are evil. Everything evil comes from you. You are the source of all evil. Haley is one of the four whores of the apocalypse.
written by boo yah on April 05, 2007
I thought the four whores of the apocalypse all worked at Instinct?
written by Robert Tafoya on April 05, 2007
Awww... Leave TJ alone...heehee