Here's President Bush in Liberia today, dancing (!!) with President Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf. Hey, he's only got 11 months left -- anything goes!

You know, there might still be some open slots on Dancing With Stars' 2009 season. Just sayin'.

Let's think a moment about what it would be like to have Courtney Love as your MOM. And Kurt Cobain as your dad.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be her either. Frances Bean Cobain is featured in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, at the ripe age of 15, pictured here for some reason as Evita. Let's take a looksy, shall we?

[shot by Jeff Reidel]
[Harper's Bazaar, via Defamer]

Apparently, the young woman--who looks more like her mom than her dad, I think--is growing up under the care of a watchful grandmother, and, to her credit, has yet to be arrested or flash any vag. Good for her! Another photo after the jump...

Goddamn it, here we have Bush still droning on about abstinence-only programs... and in France, the public health organization AIDES is producing amazing safe-sex campaigns like this.