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What A Slimeball - Bob Allen Plays the Race Card PDF  | Print |  EMail
Written by Alex Cho   
Tuesday, 07 August 2007

ImageYou may remember Florida Republican state legislator Bob Allen's arrest last month after he allegedly asked to perform oral sex on a cop and give him $20 in a restroom at a public park. (Fittingly, Allen had been the author of a piece of legislation entitled the "Lewd and Lascivious Behavior Act," which would have prohibited public masturbation, whether or not there was consent between two adults. It failed.)

He's been maintaining his innocence throughout the proceedings, and the release of a new taped statement yesterday reveals just how despicable this guy is, claiming he was intimidated by the other party:

"This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park," Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he "was about to be a statistic" and would have said anything just to get away.

Wow. Apparently, "anything" includes paying to give blowjobs. To get away from the scary black men. Can he get any lower?




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written by Shawn on August 09, 2007

What an idiot. Does he even realize how deep he is digging his grave.

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written by JRP on August 09, 2007

No - it just confirms how stupid he really is.

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written by R on August 09, 2007

...it's a shame. He's so hot too...

WAIT! That's not George Michael... not who I thought we were talking about.

THIS guy's a bigotous waste of human. Ugh.

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