Loving a post on Outsports.com that reveals just how body-obsessed NFL scouts can be:

Take this 2007 look at Sabby Piscitelli (pictured here), a safety from Oregon State drafted by Tampa Bay:

Has a defined, angular frame with the growth potential to add more bulk without any decrease in his impressive quickness … Possesses a V-shaped torso with a well-defined upper body, good bubble, developed calves and good chest thickness.

"Good bubble"! Here is the original link to the NFL report. And here's another one of my favorites:

Jared Armstrong, P

Has a thick frame with good upper body muscle tone, thick lower body with wide thighs and solidly built calves and big hands.

Hottie! At least these guys sound more in shape than the pudgy-looking Tom Brady that Towleroad dug up a while back...

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written by TT on April 28, 2008

Wow, these scouts have great taste! Where can I get me one?

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written by Krycek on April 28, 2008

Those abs remind me that I need to do the wash tonight...Fuck.

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