A representative for Fun Toys London recounted on Facebook that their company has recently been the victim of theft of over $60,000 worth of dildos, butt plugs and vibrators—the largest sex-toy heist in history! Bet you thought you’d never live to see the day!
The company was finishing up a successful fun at the erotic fair Venus Berlin when they discovered their merchandise missing. Must be the worst case of blue balls–EVER!
No footage from event security cameras has been received by Fun Toys. Whoever is responsible must be gearing up for a helluva climax!
