Are We All Wiping Differently?
Is There A Correct Way To Wipe?
While late night browsing, I discovered that Buzzfeed’s very own, Remee Patel, is bringing up the hard hitting questions. She describes a situation with her housemates where they begged the question: What is the correct way to wipe after number two.
According to her article, Patel has a female bias and prefers to sit. As I read her article, her choice answers from friends and commentors were all claiming standing to wipe is…weird! Am…am I on the wrong side of history for this particular topic?
I examined Patel’s article and was thorougly shocked to discover this whole sit-only-while-wiping phase. Am I doing something wrong?
That’s where YOU come in, my favorite LGBGTQ readers! I’m being totally serious: This could be the last hot topic of the year! As gay men- are we standing or sitting to wipe? There has to be some kind of How-To book that I haven’t read.
What do you do?! Is there a right or a wrong?! PLEASE I’m eagerly anticipating your instinct!
The fact that none of you
The fact that none of you people have ever changed a diaper flabbergasts me its front to back! Always wipe front to back, whether you stand up or not shouldn't matter, better angle maybe. If your a wader your a waster, I classify you as a selfish person.
Sitting allows a better wipe
Sitting allows a better wipe then standing and moving your butt cheek for a wipe.
Get a bidet, you can get them
Get a bidet, you can get them for under $80 bucks. Youtube the tushy, it works very well.
Ive never even heard of
Ive never even heard of standing to wipe but I know some people I’ve talked to say its weird that I fold the tp and wipe with it more than once. Most folks have said they just wad it up wipe throw in toilet then grab another wad and do it again. Personally I just think it’s wasteful.
I myself am a stand up wiper.
I myself am a stand up wiper. And also a TP folder. Wipe *fold tp down* wipe *fold tp down. Guess comes from CNA and sort of same concept as perennial care (sponge bath to genitals)