For Some People Size DOES Matter

A billionaire diamond trader who was undergoing a penis enlargement died earlier this week at a private hospital in Paris. He risked it all for the family jewels. 65-year-old Ehud Arye Laniado was known by his acquaintances to be fixated on his personal appearance. He was also a short man who was constantly obsessed with his height.

Laniado was a self-made man, never having gone to college and starting his career as a masseur at the Hilton hotel in Tel Aviv. The billionaire reportedly owned a $50 million penthouse in Monaco among many other residences, including a fabulous home in Bel Air.

Fox News reports that the Israeli-Belgian mogul died of a heart attack on the operating table when a substance was injected into his penis.

His company, Omega Diamonds, confirmed his death:

Farewell to a visionary businessman. It is with great sadness that we confirm that our founder Ehud Arye Laniado has passed away. After living an exceptional life Ehud will be brought back home to Israel as his final resting place. He will be dearly missed by us all.

This is proof that to some people, size DOES matter, and they’re willing to risk their life for it. Goes to show you that money can’t buy hap-penis.

h/t: Fox News

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