If there was any way I could get the chance to rub oil on John Cena, you had better believe I would do it. Looks like Leslie Jones beat me to it.
Sorry I have to cut this blog short. I need to go buy a polo, a whistle, and a stuffed puppy. I already have the baby oil.
Those veins along his bicep
Those veins along his bicep look a bit varicose. I don't recall he had them like that back when he was younger and I had a crush on him 😛