It's time to stop making fun of the girls and drag performers that don't have their make-up just so. I'm guilty of it. I was making some comments about a boys attempt at contouring that didn't work too well. I am sure it was 1,000 times better than I could do and about 1 million times better than these guys trying to put on liquid eyeliner.
It was a good attempt boys. Now you see what kind of talent it does take to get all dolled up? We shouldn't complain again if a girl takes an extra 20 minutes. And as for those drag shows starting 1/2 an hour late? There's the reason.
And I loved our family member saying, "This is the club look. This one is like you're going out, you're tryin to get some d*%k. And I like d*%k too so hopefully this helps." You never know, it may help land you THE one.
As for me, I'll leave the eyeliner to others and stick to beard maintenance.