NSFW: Interviewing The Best Butts Of Instagram Part 2
The Butts Get Bigger The Second Time Around!
#DAMN! Okay, to no surprise, the first set of interviews of the Best Butts of Instagram immediately had everyone's thumbs double clicking 'like'. Who doesn't like to gawk at or worship a guy with a big behind?! After some careful consideration, I had to get back to my search for the best butts on Instagram. I've came to find more guys and I'm here to tell you all about them. Let's dive into this cake!
Fredo Mora is a 37-year-old from Miami, Florida who sits on his big ole' booty all day as an Accountant.
Mickey Keating: You're about to hit over 30K Instagram followers…more I'd assume after this post goes live. Was it always your plan to become popular on social media?
Fredo Mora: "No, I've had Instagram for a long time now, but it wasn't until i encouraged my ex-boyfriend to do a photo shoot. He gained a lot of attention. I saw how much fun getting all that attention was, so I got in better shape, [especially my] butt. Butt-centric Instagram pages began asking me for pictures [showing off] my rear in different attire."
MK: Did you always have a butt people chased after or did you have to work for it?
FM: "[My butt] begins with genetics. My father is Cuban and my mother Brazilian. I also played a lot of sports growing up: Football, Track, Tennis, Golf, Racquetball, Kayaking, and Mountain biking. Anything out doors I love. As far as training, I split my leg/glute routine between two days a week. First day I'll do squats, calves and lunges. Three days later, I focus on glutes, hamstrings and flexors. I believe this regimen allows you to work more areas of your lower body just by the simple fact that you have more time because you're splitting it between two days. If it were all done in one day, your leg routine would take over 2 hours.
MK: You seem like someone who would strictly be attracted to Alpha males. What's your type?
FM: "No, he doesn't have to be an alpha male. As a matter of fact, my patterns as of late have been to date younger than me, so by default I tend to fall into the Alpha male role in my relationships. As far as types; tall, dark and handsome gets me every time. Now that I'm forty I have to have some standards. A pretty face just doesn't it anymore. My weakness are tall, educated, athletic men. Someone with a good sense of humor, and close with his family. And an ass- I'm an ass man."
MK: With the amount of popularity you have, you're bound to get some creepy, bizarre messages. What's been the most ridiculous?
FI: "Where do I begin [Laughs]. Well, the weirdest is when people ask for my used and smelly underwear. I also get propositions from married couples and straight men who [always] start the conversation with, 'I'm straight but…'. People [offer] to pay to allow them to worship me is a little odd, because what does muscle worshiping even mean?
Brett Bretters is an ageless Dancer & Spin Instructor from Toronto, Canada who proclaims he's in debt from purchasing jockstraps.
Mickey Keating: You are definitely one to handle! What type of guy makes your perfect wet dream?
Brett Bretters: "I like a slimmer guy with a penis that looks too big for his tiny body. Like he might snap in half from the weight of it at any moment. Those guys always seem to be bottoms but I’m keeping my fingers crossed and my legs open. I love V-lines, Adonis Belts, and the Cum Gutters. Fun Fact: They call me 'Cum Gutter' at Steamworks."
MK: I've been following you on Instagram for years. You have not only one of the more entertaining Instagrams, but also the cheekiest. How did you get such a massive booty?
BB: "I am one of those gays who feels uncomfortable in the hyper macho world of gyms. I stick to spin class and dance class. And eating mostly donuts."
MK: What began to make you show off your body on Instagram?
BB: " Low self esteem and [being] horny. I feel like that’s what my tombstone will say. Most days I don’t feel like anyone knows who I am. But the last time I was in New York someone recognized the back of my head and that’s when I knew I’d made it.
MK: Wait, people truly recognize you in public based off of your Instagram? Are you naked in public?!
BB: "Of course! I usually get caught [with my ass out] on purpose. When Anaconda [a song by Nicki Minaj] came out I tried to take my own photo on the steps of the Manitoba Legislative Building. Security chased me off the premises in my thong. Not my finest hour."
MK: You've previously disappeared from Instagram, but I see you're right back to where everyone wants you…on your stomach. What's in store for the future of Brett Bretters?
BB: "Ideally, I’d be twerking for a living on Anderson Cooper’s private jet. [But], In reality I’m not overly talented or charitable or conventionally attractive otherwise. I haven’t really found what makes me special yet, I’m working on it. Maybe I’ll write a memoir. Become a champion for body positivity. Maybe I’ll start a fundraising campaign to deliver Andrew Christian underwear to gays in need. Maybe I’ll double dildo myself to death in Adam Rippon’s hot tub. [Who knows?] In the meantime, you can purchase a shirt with my butt on it here."
Nicholaz Little is a 26-year-old Rapper from Atlanta, Georgia.
Mickey Keating: You've got to tell me all about your dream man!
Nicholaz Little: "My dream guy would definitely have to be someone who loves music and has a passion for photography, so they could capture all of our moments! I appreciate someone who is kind and selfless who loves seeing other happy! …And he has to have a nice bum and thick inner thighs, if you know what I mean."
MK: I've noticed you tend to be a little more modest, but you've got a beautiful future behind you! How do you contain your plumpness?
NL: "They say making love keeps you in shape! I honestly have no workout regimen. I actually just started going to the gym about two months ago so I can imagine how it’s going to look once my workout regimen starts to kick in [Laughs]."
MK: Have your looks, or more particularly; your butt, gotten you ahead in life?
NL: " Yes they have! I wish I didn’t have either [looks or a butt] so that people will focus more on my music, but I’ve learned to embrace it and make it work to my greatest benefit. You can [still] expect to see me across the big stage [and becoming] the first out-Rapper to receive a Grammy."
MK: You are openly gay and pursuing a career in the music industry, specifically Hip Hop. Do you feel your sexuality is helping or hinging your success?
NL: "My success has been much bigger among heterosexual audiences! I would say because I’m 'different' the gay community isn’t automatically drawn to my music. [But] A lot of producers wouldn’t work with me because I was gay. My [business] partner went and got a degree in Audio Photography and Music Production; so we [now] do it all ourselves! I think being gay just made me go harder and chase the dream as if I only have one shot! You can check out my music here."
Eddie Camarena, a 38-year-old, Spanish and Mexican mixed Personal Trainer from Orange County, California.
Mickey Keating: Wait, so I know you personally…personal train. But, you also do digital personal training? What the heck is that?!
Eddie Camarena: "When you're at the gym, you work one on one. When it's digital, you reached so many more people. I can reach thousands by uploading meal preps and training videos through memberships as opposed to one on one. It can be better than one-on-one. You can be anywhere around the globe and get advice from me. If you're in Idaho and want a butt like mine, I can teach you how to get it. A lot of people are doing it. I have an upcoming online regimen coming soon to my profile which everyone should check out. Start to follow!"
MK: Did you anticipate being popular on Instagram? You're super new to the scene! You're even modest on your profile but still popular!
ED: "I thought maybe I could help people out with training…after I went viral. Yes, a viral picture of me in my blue shorts went viral and I [became popular]. People were asking me for advice on work out tips. I wanted to get a following of people who were into fitness so that I could have the audience I [desire]. I'm on social media to stay connected to family and friends. I've met a best friend through Instagram. [Social media] inspires me by seeing people travel and what they do."
MK: You, among many, have gotten crazy direct messages. What's the best?
ED: "Unsolicited penis photos. Marriage proposals. I've entertained some of the messages I've received. You only live once, [the messages] could be fun. I'll respond to people who are honest and in need of some assistance with fitness advice. Sometimes I get messages from young [gays] who are trying to come out of the closet. I was in the closet while dating someone and got dumped when I wouldn't come out. It's [refreshing] to get a message from someone who is from Kentucky [struggling] with themselves. To talk to them [makes me happy]."
MK: Be honest, who are you bringing back to bed?
ED: "I'm into husk-cular guys. A bit of a beer belly [gets me]. I like down to Earth and funny. But, I'm really attracted to Alpha males, but I wouldn't ever diss a feminine guy. Hair and scruff is sexy. Someone who rolls out of bed with full confidence and goes to the grocery store is so sexy to me. I love a guy who isn't concerned with how he looks. [Above all] Eyes and a good pair of thick legs does it for me every time. I like a guy who will just pick me up, not tell me anything, and surprise me [constantly]."
MK: There are tons of photographs of your family on Instagram…which could be dangerous! [Laughs] I even thought you had a kid! Family must be important to you.
ED: "Being Latino, family has always been number one to me. I have a huge family – full of boys – I'm an Uncle of seven nephews. I'm the oldest of three! I have a mini-me who everyone thinks is my son; there's nothing I do for him. I have a 'family day' once a week. It keeps me feeling grounded, loved, and never alone. My sisters give me a hard time for my Instagram – they double tap on each photograph."
Okay! Guyssss, I've done it again! I gave you four more sexy guys to peep on social media with big ole' butts. You can thank me later. Go follow them and tell me who is your favorite big booty Instagram guy so I can interview him next! Trust me, there's more big butts to come…
Quotes have been edited for clarity.
Brett Bretters is not from
Brett Bretters is not from Toronto. He lived there for like a couple months. To the best of my knowledge he is from a small town in Manitoba, and is in his thirties. And for someone who says he is about body positivity, why does he feel like showing his butthole to poach followers, calling himself a bathhouse "cum gutter," or praising skinny guys with big dicks and rippling abs is the way to go? Cute butt? Sure. The rest of it? I don't buy it.