Why Do All Old Statues Have Such Small Penises?

How many times have you seen "small cock" be one of the top search terms when people are surfing for porn.  "BBC", Hung, Massive, are the hot terms for search engines to pump out results to.  Small penises are not a hot commodity to have in the gay and even straight world.  Small cock desires are reserved more so as somewhat of a fetish where some possessors of a small cock are into degradation and public ridicule.  It's just not a feature that has a mainstream fan club.  If the internet was around centuries ago during the time of Michelangelo, things would have been quite different.  Here's a video from The Cut that explains it all.

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2 thoughts on “Why Do All Old Statues Have Such Small Penises?”

  1. I really love the different

    I really love the different nude male statues from Europe. They have that little boy which pisses. I would love to get a statue of a Man pissing. it could fill a bird bath or just recycle the water. I have a think for men urinating. Even small statues of angels or Greek sculptures which have penises are very expensive. I've looked for one the same size as the one from the goonies. that statue falls on the floor and the penis is broke off and the one kid says that's my moms favourite part lol

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  2. In those days a small penis

    In those days a small penis was considered sophisticated and that's why they always made them small for sculptures and painting. This is actually what homosexual men of the time found attractive about men apart from the muscular body. In case there are people who still don't know, homosexuality was looked up to in those days and they created a whole world around male beauty ranging from the Greek body ideal to small penises. So yeah, these muscular bodies and small penises were not to impress women; they were conceived to impress homosexual men.

     

     

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