My mother goes to Mardi Gras every year. Now I know why.
Haha, butt seriously. I myself have been to Mardi Gras three times and each time was glorious. I think you may see more Dicks, Johnsons, and Juniors during Southern Decadence, but it's always fun to see the straight boys participate in the tradition of peen for beads. Some are more willing to show their cakes for beads, too. It's a win win.
Our friends over at Cocktailsandcocktalk decided to grace us with some of the shots they've collected. They open with:
It’s that time of year again, when horny men (and women) celebrate, erm, when Jesus entered Nazareth and everyone threw their beads at him? No? OK, we have no idea what it celebrates. All we know is people get wrecked in the streets, and then flash their bits for beads (which translate into drinks). And y’all thought Pride was mischievous?! Although Mardi Gras isn’t a gay festival, there are endless amounts of drunken straight men, with their dicks out, so there’s that.
Head on over to C&C to see the lower good missing from the pics below. NSFW – DUH!
h/t: Cocktailsandcocktalk