I woke up this morning, went online after preparing my usual breakfast of coffee and eggs. However, chiiiiild, unbeknownst to me, this morning, the eggs were to be delivered with a big side of sausage as the infamous ‘alleged’ Calvin Harris dick pic popped up on my screen. Turns out the pic is real (maybe) and Woooooo baby, let’s just say the boy’s got a whole lot of Harris in his Calvins.
I guess I’ve been too busy enjoying his music over the years to follow the rumors, but apparently, for a while now there was a rumor that he had a pic of his erect junk out on the internet. I have no idea how it got there, whether a phone hacking or a Grindr hookup (a boy can dream), who knows? All I know is it’s online now for the world to see, and it’s impressive, especially for a man known for a song called “How deep is your love” (Do the math there people!)
I completely forget Taylor Swift and Harris used to date. I wonder if she misses … his kisses?
So, depending on your preference, you’ll perhaps love the pic, although I have to be honest, at first glance I thought mmmm that thing would be great for checking my oil in my car. If that reference makes sense to you, then you already know what to expect. So I’ll just keep this short. Well, ‘short’ is probably a poor word choice, all things considered.
So I’ll just stop now and let you enjoy it while you have your own breakfast!
Bone-Appetite! (See the Sausage Link Below)
(The Twitter Responses Are Gonna Kill You! Lol)
What a crowd of morons here, commenting about a pic from a nice looking guy. Grow up bunch of idiots.
I’ve no idea what bizarro-ass-backwards world you live in, where gay men don’t comment on other men’s looks, and specifically while on a gay, pop culture website, but we’re gonna need you to take your miserable self back THERE and be miserable THERE.
Thanks.
Go back to fainting over tits str8 boy
Hi be “ GAY” somewhere else str8 boy
Pig?
The link no longer works. Twitter removed it!
Thank you! I found an alternate link and will swap it out.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/33700987
Nope; that one’s not working, either.
Twitter removed it because it wasnt much either.
You are such a prick. Go get a real life adjustment PERIOD…….
OMG, you are so pathetic with yr comment. And that only because i dont approve of the word FAG. I stay with my comment, wether you like it or not.
Thats why i will never use Twitter or facebook.
This is why Gay People aren’t accepted. Dudes arguing about a picture of someone’s dick. Thanks a lot, you fags.
Right, not accepted.
Here are the following countries that have federally legalized same-sex marriage. You sir, are a clown. Clowns are actually hated more than fags btw.
Argentina
Australia
Austria
Belgium
Brazil
Canada
Colombia
Costa Rica*
Denmark
Ecuador
Finland
France
Germany
Iceland
Ireland
Luxembourg
Malta
Mexico1
Netherlands2
New Zealand3
Norway
Portugal
South Africa
Spain
Sweden
Taiwan
United Kingdom4
United States5
Uruguay
Gay folks are accepted by sane people and anyone that matters. I guess you don’t. Too bad for you.
Oh honey…what are you doing here??
Tarc is right. Only idiots that are not accepting Gay people are those who wanna have a complete straight environment. Sorry straight people, Gays are here to stay no matter what idiot Trump and his insane cabinet does.
Anyone that is still using the word FAG should be banned here. The proper name, just in case you dont know, is Gay of Homosexual. Anyone using the word FAG is 99% insane. Gay people are accepted worldwide and not only because of a dick pic. The whole discussion about a dick pic is insane. Look down at your own and look if it is any better and post it, if it is. Otherwise shut up.
Thanks from The Netherlands.
I say fag all the time, I even have the word tattooed on my body…
Homosexual is such a mouth full, and I’m not homosexual, I’m simply sexual & feel fag as fuck most of my days, and at moments I even feel none of both genders actually, just a being having a human experience.. fuck political correct hyper focusing on wanting to be right, cause we aren’t, while simultaneously we don’t necessarily have got it wrong either… things simply aren’t as black and white as they often seem to appear at first glance.. besides, fag is also slang for a cigarette in British language, same as in gay using to mean happy back in the days…
Anyways, have a good day my friend!
xXx van een freaky flikkertje uit 070 Netherlands!
Bye
You have no idea what yr talking about.
That is the ugliest prick I’ve seen in a long time. And I’ve seen a lot! Also, closeup dick pics are a dead giveaway for a small dick and when they’re shot from below…
That is the ugliest prick I’ve seen in a long time. And I’ve seen a lot! Also, closeup dick pics are a dead giveaway for a small dick and when they’re shot from below…
Any dick pic is a good dick pic unless it’s yours. Vive la différence!
It looks like a really beautiful penis. One that I would definitely enjoy. But the angle of it and how close it is to the camera gives me skepticism on the actual size of it. I’m not going to say it’s big unless a view further away from it with better references to compare its size too.
It looks like a pencil dick 🙁
The angle is super close makes it look big. A good dick should be thick, girth and longer than average is enough.
Come on guys. He has a hairless chest. The penis pic has a hairy chest.
Are you serious with that reply? Lol
A Chest can be hairy on Monday and hairless on Tuesday.
It’s a fake pic and very old too
Not to mention grotesque
Okay Penis Police.
LOLOL!!!