A New D*ck Pic! Superstar DJ Calvin Harris Throws The Internet A Bone

Calvin Harris Emporio Armani Underwear Campaign

I woke up this morning, went online after preparing my usual breakfast of coffee and eggs. However, chiiiiild, unbeknownst to me, this morning, the eggs were to be delivered with a big side of sausage as the infamous ‘alleged’ Calvin Harris dick pic popped up on my screen. Turns out the pic is real (maybe) and Woooooo baby, let’s just say the boy’s got a whole lot of Harris in his Calvins.  

Calvin Harris Emporio Armani Underwear Campaign

I guess I’ve been too busy enjoying his music over the years to follow the rumors, but apparently, for a while now there was a rumor that he had a pic of his erect junk out on the internet. I have no idea how it got there, whether a phone hacking or a Grindr hookup (a boy can dream), who knows?  All I know is it’s online now for the world to see, and it’s impressive, especially for a man known for a song called “How deep is your love” (Do the math there people!)  

I completely forget Taylor Swift and Harris used to date. I wonder if she misses … his kisses?

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So, depending on your preference, you’ll perhaps love the pic, although I have to be honest, at first glance I thought mmmm that thing would be great for checking my oil in my car. If that reference makes sense to you, then you already know what to expect. So I’ll just keep this short. Well, ‘short’ is probably a poor word choice, all things considered.

So I’ll just stop now and let you enjoy it while you have your own breakfast!

Bone-Appetite! (See the Sausage Link Below)


See the image here [NSFW]

(The Twitter Responses Are Gonna Kill You! Lol)

21 thoughts on “A New D*ck Pic! Superstar DJ Calvin Harris Throws The Internet A Bone”

    • Right, not accepted.

      Here are the following countries that have federally legalized same-sex marriage. You sir, are a clown. Clowns are actually hated more than fags btw.

      Argentina
      Australia
      Austria
      Belgium
      Brazil
      Canada
      Colombia
      Costa Rica*
      Denmark
      Ecuador
      Finland
      France
      Germany
      Iceland
      Ireland
      Luxembourg
      Malta
      Mexico1
      Netherlands2
      New Zealand3
      Norway
      Portugal
      South Africa
      Spain
      Sweden
      Taiwan
      United Kingdom4
      United States5
      Uruguay

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  1. That is the ugliest prick I’ve seen in a long time. And I’ve seen a lot! Also, closeup dick pics are a dead giveaway for a small dick and when they’re shot from below…

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  2. That is the ugliest prick I’ve seen in a long time. And I’ve seen a lot! Also, closeup dick pics are a dead giveaway for a small dick and when they’re shot from below…

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  3. It looks like a really beautiful penis. One that I would definitely enjoy. But the angle of it and how close it is to the camera gives me skepticism on the actual size of it. I’m not going to say it’s big unless a view further away from it with better references to compare its size too.

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  4. It looks like a pencil dick 🙁
    The angle is super close makes it look big. A good dick should be thick, girth and longer than average is enough.

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