I woke up this morning, went online after preparing my usual breakfast of coffee and eggs. However, chiiiiild, unbeknownst to me, this morning, the eggs were to be delivered with a big side of sausage as the infamous ‘alleged’ Calvin Harris dick pic popped up on my screen. Turns out the pic is real (maybe) and Woooooo baby, let’s just say the boy’s got a whole lot of Harris in his Calvins.
I guess I’ve been too busy enjoying his music over the years to follow the rumors, but apparently, for a while now there was a rumor that he had a pic of his erect junk out on the internet. I have no idea how it got there, whether a phone hacking or a Grindr hookup (a boy can dream), who knows? All I know is it’s online now for the world to see, and it’s impressive, especially for a man known for a song called “How deep is your love” (Do the math there people!)
I completely forget Taylor Swift and Harris used to date. I wonder if she misses … his kisses?
So, depending on your preference, you’ll perhaps love the pic, although I have to be honest, at first glance I thought mmmm that thing would be great for checking my oil in my car. If that reference makes sense to you, then you already know what to expect. So I’ll just keep this short. Well, ‘short’ is probably a poor word choice, all things considered.
So I’ll just stop now and let you enjoy it while you have your own breakfast!
Bone-Appetite! (See the Sausage Link Below)
(The Twitter Responses Are Gonna Kill You! Lol)