We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. Anything can happen in the south.
WGNO ABC recently reported the story of a man who tried to hide a gun up his backside. Clearly, the effort wasn’t worth it.
On December 28, police officers showed up to Lori Dupuy’s Golden Meadow, Louisiana home. Golden Meadow Chief of Police Reggie Pitre says that these officers saw what looked like suspicious activity and decided to investigate.
When the officers got closer to the house, Dupuy tried to give them a false name before running away. After losing her, the officers searched the house and discovered Justin Savoie inside of it.
According to HoumaToday, the police arrested Savoie and moved him to the South Lafourche sub-station. That’s when they searched him and discovered a small handgun inside his buttocks. They also found marijuana and a pipe used for smoking marijuana on his person.
After gaining a search warrant, the officers found a handmade “zip gun” on the floorboard of Savoie’s truck that was parked with a door open. They also found multiple other guns and weapons on the premises.
Savoie has now been charged with a first offense for possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, taking contraband to a penal institution, and improper registration of a firearm.
That said, Savoie has already been released from custody on a $10,600 bond.
Meanwhile, Dupuy is at large and wanted on two active warrants. One by probation and parole and the other by the Golden Meadow Police Department.
h/t: WGNO ABC, HoumaToday
This isn’t clear… was he
This isn't clear… was he holding the gun between his buttcheeks or had he actually inserted it all the way into his body? Due to its shape, I have a hard time believing it was the latter.
I wonder if the phrase ”
I wonder if the phrase '' Shooting the shit out of someone '' came about this way lolololololol
And the point of the story or
And the point of the story or its relevance is what? Also, inside his butt and inside his buttocks are two very different things. Other than click bait/attention seeking, this article wasn't worth the three minutes I spent on reading and posting a comment. Guess I was bored lol. Non-journalism at its best. Unsubscribe!
Way to be a hypocrite. So you
Way to be a hypocrite. So you'll click on, read, and comment, but then complain after indulging in the article? Don't blame "journalism," blame readers (like you) who support stuff like this. Just look at the top of the site. This article's trending. As much as you want to hate it, this crap is what Instinct readers (like you) actually want.
And obviously you want this
And obviously you want this type of article, since you read it and took the time to complain that its just "crap".
Thanks for the laugh. Its always funny to read complaints about "crap" articles that NO ONE FORCED THEM TO READ.
Dude, you’re barking up the
Dude, you're barking up the wrong tree. I was saying that in response to the other guy.
I ended up writing six
I ended up writing six articles yesterday. This one, Drag Queen Alexis Stone Shocks Fans With Long Game Plastic Surgery Prank, Man's Advice To A Stranger On How To Raise A Gay Son Has The Internet Weeping, Florida Gay Couple Celebrated The New Year By Saving A Choking Woman's Life, The CW Ordered A Pilot For A Batwoman Solo Series, and Trolls Used Gay Bloggers' Picture To Promote Pedophilia And Bait Conservatives.
If this article isn't to your taste, check out the other 5 posts which all involve LGBTQ issues. One article is a small-town story about everyday heroes, one involves a drag queen/performer, one involves a lesbian superhero, and two involve internet related content.
Despite all that, this is the article that trended the most. It's easy to complain, but remember that this is a two-way street.
A Shotgun in his ass? That
A Shotgun in his ass? That would make one helluva enema! What a douche!