Antonio Biaggi Called Out Billie Eilish As ‘Homeless In Chanel’

Antonio Biaggi (image via Instagram)

Pop culture fashionistas are spending their Monday recapping the style show that was the Oscars’ red carpet.

Most of the ‘experts’ try to be upbeat but often deliver a few zingers about this dress or that suit, which, let’s face it, can be funny.

But someone sent me a link to some social media posts by porn star Antonio Biaggi, and I can tell you, this ain’t your mama’s fashion round-up.

In a video posted to Twitter, Biaggi goes on an f-bomb filled rant about the fashion parade and he definitely doesn’t hold back.

https://twitter.com/XxxBiaggi/status/1226667385077272576

“Ok, I haven’t seen the Oscars in years, like ten years, almost since Joan Rivers – I miss Joan Rivers,” begins Biaggi before adding, “What the f*ck happened to Joan Rivers?”

Folks were all over the spectrum regarding the Joan Rivers comment with some posting their astonishment (“I have second-hand embarrassment watching this”) to agreeing with Biaggi (“That was everything, thank you”).

When a follower pointed out Rivers passed away, he shifted a bit saying, “We need to get her back from hell.” 

https://twitter.com/XxxBiaggi/status/1226737250458836992

Continuing with the rant, he calls out E! Entertainment by name, incredulous that “they think that all the dresses are beautiful! They’re not beautiful – they’re ugly as f*ck!”

Biaggi then goes after two attendees in particular.

“Look at Billy Porter – what is that? It looks like he got his shower curtain and he went off to the Oscars,” declares the porn star. 

“I understand the whole ‘gender-fluidity’ but come on, give me a break,” he adds.

But wait – there’s more!

“And then some b*tch called ‘Billie Eilish?’ Who the f*ck is she?”

Saying he’d never heard of the ‘Bad Guy’ singer, Biaggi describes Eilish’s choice of fashion as “homeless in Chanel.”

But – to his credit – with his rant comes a rave.

https://twitter.com/XxxBiaggi/status/1226642975213727746

“You have to dress like Regina King – that’s a beautiful, elegant woman,” announces the 41-year-old. “When you go to a red carpet, dress up nicely, mother-f*ck*rs!”

I have to admit I do agree with some of what Biaggi has to say here because King did serve up supreme deliciousness in an asymmetrical, beaded Versace gown.

And I do scratch my head a bit at some of what I see on the red carpet, but I’m clearly no fashionista on the level of Biaggi. 

In subsequent posts, he called out Sandra Oh for looking like a feather duster; Timothée Chalamet was deemed a ‘serial killer;’  and Blacc Chyna scored ‘piñata’ status.

But Charlize Theron and Zazie Beetz got deservedly high marks from the adult performer.

He eventually posted his Best and Worst Dressed choices in subsequent tweets.

https://twitter.com/XxxBiaggi/status/1226941842320695301

https://twitter.com/XxxBiaggi/status/1226942377396441090

Everyone gets to have their opinion, folks, and we celebrate that.

In a follow-up post on Instagram, Biaggi claimed that right and added, “if you don’t like it, don’t follow me.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8X6MzMgail/

And speaking of opinions, we want to know yours – who do you think showed up ready to slay on this year’s red carpet at the Academy Awards?

What do you think?