Chrissy Teigen Needs a Gay Best Friend Like Me

I am fully aware that I am a full-blown (hehe, blown) gay man, 100 percent, gold star, whatever you want to call it. However, I have no problem admitting that I have a major girl crush on supermodel, mommy-of-two, comedian (not professionally) and all-around amazing person Chrissy Teigen.

I’ve admired Chrissy for several years, not just in the professional world but how she carries herself as a citizen of the world. So maybe this will come across as cheesy and whatnot (I did this sort of thing with Nyle DiMarco a while back and still haven’t heard from him), but I am using my ability as a (somewhat decent) writer to ask Chrissy if I could be her gay best friend.

Chrissy’s personality on and off social media is one that is truly inspiring, to say the least. She has developed a charismatic way about her that invites so many people in, that it doesn’t come as a surprise to me that she has millions upon millions of followers on all her platforms.

For one: she stands up for what she believes in with an IDGAF attitude. This most recently included her calling out Meghan Markle’s father Thomas (who won’t shut up about his daughter in the media) with one short comment: “This guy sucks.” Simple, yet to the point.  She’s also been outspoken politically on many issues, including public breastfeeding, immigration and of course… LGBTQ rights (she championed our community to get same-sex marriage legalized, which we did).

Also… she’s hilarious. Her social media is a constant barrage of nothing but hysterical moments, many of which make her so relatable and personable that you forget she’s appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated and is married Oscar-winner and legendary singer John Legend. A stellar comedy moment that Chrissy did, that I still remember to this day, was when she superimposed her face on Nicki Minaj’s legendary “Anaconda” cover in response to a John Mayer tweet.

 

 

So, I think I’ve covered all the bases on why I think Chrissy is great. Now Chrissy, I will sell myself here on why this would be a great friendship. And this will be in bullet point form:

  • We both live in NYC, so travel won’t be an issue (I’m chill with the subway line but can get extra if you wanna cab it up).
  • I’m a major foodie just like you are, so we can go out and dish about life while chowing down on all that The Big Apple has to offer.
  • I consider myself to be very funny, so humor will be a vital part of our friendship. Here’s a fun joke:

“Knock Knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Hay.”

“Hay Who?”

“Hay girl, you coming to my partay?”

  • I don’t know much about fashion, but if you are ever in need of a compliment regarding an outfit you want to wear, hmu.
  • Every girl needs a gay BFF (it’s in the “metaphoric” rule book of sorts).

So Chrissy, if you are looking for a new gay best friend, or would like to add to what is assumedly your already fabulous stock… DM me. Otherwise, keep being freaking awesome.

This was created by one of our Contributing Writers and does not reflect the opinion of Instinct Magazine or the other Contributing Writers when it comes to this subject. ALSO: this is a joke. Seriously. A joke. I do not think Chrissy will contact me nor do I expect her to. But, if she does… “Hay!”

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