What's got his Just My Size panties in such a wad? The fact that Texas Governor Rick Perry's indictment came from a lesbian district attorney. According to Fischer that proves (proves, mind you, proves!) gays are unfit to hold public office. Note there's no discussion of Gov. Perry's possible misuse of office, or illegalities or any real pertinent issues. Why? Because HOMOS!
Fischer told listeners, "[M]y view of public service is that somebody who's engaged in sexually deviant behavior is not qualified to hold public office. That's why if you get a conviction for rape, you can't hold public office. You get a conviction for pedophilia, you can't hold public office. You might even get run out of office on a prostitution charge because it's sexually deviant behavior. Now lesbianism is sexually deviant behavior because it deviates from God's plan and design for human sexually. So I believe that this is a person who, because she's involved in sexually deviant behavior, should be, ought to be disqualified from public service."
To be fair, we also agree that you shouldn't hold office while engaging in deviant behavior. We believe you should do all that that fun stuff, shower, and THEN go hold office.