Welcome to the new Hotel Gaythering—Miami Beach's only "straight friendly" hotel, opening this Saturday, and chocked full of amenities including a bar, sauna, steam room, mud lounge and library stocked with male erotica.
Yes. These amenities sound very similar to a swanky bathouse. And judging from the promotional photographs on the hotel's website, one might think this is some sort of playground for daddies in fetish and leather gear, but the hotel is legit folks! Upon check in you won't be spanked… well… maybe if you ask politely?
Take a look at photos from Hotel Gaythering's promotional campaign below and see more images on the hotel's website here:
We doubt the masked men come with purchase of the room—sorry 'bout it!
Think you'll be traveling to Miami and checking in to Hotel Gaythering in 2014, Instincters?
And more importantly, are there any straight people who would want to stay at this hotel?