John Stamos Reveals He’s Pleasured Himself To His Own Videos

Let’s face it… many of us have had dirty thoughts about John Stamos for decades now… but little did we know that he felt the same about himself at one point.


The superbly hunky television star stopped by Busy Philips new late-night talk show Busy Tonight on Monday, where he talked about an awkward moment that happened between him and his member during a visit to a fertility doctor with his wife Caitlin McHugh.  It occurred when they were trying to get pregnant with their now 6-month-old son Billy.

Part of the process involved him going into a separate room with a “television” for him to give his sperm sample. “I turn the TV on and it’s on Full House,' he said, which was a show he starred on from 1987-1995. That’s when he dropped a major shocker by admitting “If I’m gonna masturbate to myself it’s gonna be the old self,' he joked. 'Not the new self.”

“This is an absolutely true story and I’ve been waiting to tell this story …trying to get pregnant and we had to do a thing, and we had to go to a fertility, ya know, place,” he began the interesting tale. “And I had to go give a sperm sample. I can’t believe I’m finally getting to tell this story. And I went into this little room where they go, "Go in there…" And they said, ‘If you need any stimulation or whatever there’s videos and there’s a TV here, just turn the thing.’”

Turns out the thing for his thing… was his own self. Full clip below:



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