Dear Mr. Nyle DiMarco,
Greetings! My name is Ryan Shea and I have been a fan of yours ever since you first appeared on the CW reality competition series America's Next Top Model.
Just like ANTM's host Tyra Banks, I also thought you were "fine as hell" and really rooted for you from beginning to end and was elated that you won. I was just as thrilled when you decided to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars, where you won that too. So awesome.
You've also been a fantastic advocate for the deaf community and have championed a lot of causes for not only you but millions of hearing impaired people around the world which makes you that much more incredible.
But Nyle, there's a bit of a problem. I was perusing your Twitter account the other day (for fun) and noticed that you were hugging an absolutely adorable stuffed bear for a shoot you are doing with Buzzfeed (big fan of that website of course). You even gave the bear a huge kiss which made the 4 second video that much cuter.
As sweet as that was, I have to say that you are in the right area when it comes to hugging bears, but it would be better if you actually found a real one to hug… and I don't mean the actual animal.
For that, I am offering up my huggable bear services to you given that I am, according to society and that ex twink that I dated who said I ate too much… a bear. Here are three great reasons why hugging bears (real ones once again, not animals), are great:
- We provide a lot of warmth due to our fur and husky type figures.
- This is great for the colder months when a basic jacket just won't do.
- We are primarily adorable and that's why men flock to us.
- Those reasons are good enough.
So Nyle, if you are ever in need of a real bear to hug, hit me up. Maybe I can even buy you a piece of pizza afterwards and we can discuss how awesome Britney Spears is (I hope you are a fan). I look forward to your reply.
This was created by one of our contributing writers and does not reflect the opinion of Instinct Magazine or the other contributing writers when it comes to this subject. Also… this is meant to be simply humor. I do not expect Nyle to ever get back to me on this… for real. It's meant to be a silly joke, and I hope you all got a good laugh at it! Happy Pride.