Open the Flood Gates, John Cena Reads His Thirst Tweets!

WWE wrestler turned actor, John Cena, is the object of many people’s affection. It’s true. You could even say that whenever he is on screen with those bulging muscles, ripped abs, and rock hard—butt, the thirst is DEFINITELY real!

There’s no doubt that the actor who’s starred in movies like Trainwreck, Daddy’s Home, and Blockers (which opens this weekend) is a sex symbol. We all dream of having him carry us in his gigantic arms and rock us to sleep with his husky voice—and that’s just the PG version of the dream.

I know I’m not alone here, since BuzzFeed just released a video of Cena reading some thirsty tweets. I’m sure there are thousands out there, but these are the ones they chose. I’d probably get banned for tweeting my thoughts, but that’s a story for a different day.

In the video Cena reads tweets from fans, many from gay men, who fantasize about his being pounded to the ground by him and being suffocated when he sits on them—you know, normal stuff.

He’s a great sport for giving these parched plebeians what they like. Hopefully he’ll do more of these, it’s like an erotic book on tape, but good.

Here’s the video from BuzzFeed:

h/t: BuzzFeed

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