Religious Loon Decrees ‘We Need To Make Homosexuality Unthinkable Again’

Nice hand position there, “Coach Dave” (screen capture)

A religious fanatic on YouTube who goes by the handle “Coach Dave” recently went on a rant attacking openly gay Mayor Pete Buttigieg calling the rising Democratic presidential candidate “Mayor Pete Buttplug.”

“Coach Dave,” whose real name is Dave Daubenmire, shifted his focus from being a high school football coach to online “ministry” after he was sued by the ACLU for forcing his players to pray.

He recently posted a video on his “Pass the Salt” YouTube channel vomiting homophobic slurs at Mayor Pete complete with chyron which read “Pete Buttigieg for President or First Lady?”

Daubenmire begins by telling his viewers that “Mayor Pete Buttplug would be just another mayor in America if he didn’t have a… a…husband?”

How is it Daubenmire can’t comprehend a man having a husband, but he’s fluent in the parlance of butt plugs?

“So he doesn’t even take the leadership role in his home, because he has a husband, he being the wife,” Daubenmire continues. “If he’s the wife, does that mean he is the inserter or the insertee? Which role would Mayor Pete play?” 

No, Coach Dave, men are husbands and women are wives. Is this difficult to understand?

“We’re living in a culture and a society where we are giving serious consideration to a man who performs oral sex on another man,” he added.  “I’m sorry, we have to make this stuff unthinkable.”

“He’s probably a great guy, probably a great neighbor,” Coach Dave offered. “But what he does in the privacy of his own home is, in fact, his own business until he wants to be president of the United States. And then when he wants to be president of the United States, I’d like to do some scrutiny on what type of moral character this guy has.” 

“And I’m just telling you this: If this guy’s moral character involves doing what I believe he does, has to do, in order to have an orgasm, I got a problem with it.”

So, we all need to know and judge what a president does in the bedroom?

Daubenmire ended his rambling discourse with the decree, “We need to make homosexuality unthinkable again, folks. It needs to go back in the closet.”

Sorry, Coach. Not gonna happen.

In case you don’t know “Coach Dave,” some of his more noteworthy pronouncements include saying that the gays want to “kill Christians,” and that Christians should be allowed to bully gay people.

Oh, and he finds “male butt sex” to be inconvenient.

Meanwhile, his own son was arrested and charged with having child pornography in his possession. He ended up being sentenced to five years probation plus a $1,000 fine.

You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

1 thought on “Religious Loon Decrees ‘We Need To Make Homosexuality Unthinkable Again’”

  1. WHAT’S THE POINT of giving this loon press? We know that dildos like this exist in the world, but geez you guys. Stop giving wing nuts like this press. It riles up the rest of moroons out there who think that what they have to say is worth something.


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