Top Ten Cities With The Most Hung Men Revealed
If you’ve ever been on Grindr after dark, you’ve probably gotten asked how hung you are. Have you ever officially measured or are you making a solid estimate?
According to sex researcher, Dr. Justin Lehmiller, the average penis size is 5.2 inches. Do you think a size queen thinks that’s big enough? Do YOU think that’s big enough?! Yikes, speaking of being a size queen; life must be more difficult. Are you ever fully satisfied?! Well, size queens, GoPuff.com has done a bunch of research for you. Basing off Magnum condom sales, they determined the best place to live for a size queen, or you know, allegedly where the biggest dicks are.
From GoPuff’s study:
“26 percent of men in Washington, D.C. buy Magnum condoms for their Magnum dicks, putting them in 10th place in the “America’s Biggest Dicks” contest.
In ninth place is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with 27 percent of men purchasing Magnum condoms, followed by Boston, Massachusetts, at 29 percent.
Number seven on the list is Phoenix, Arizona, with 31 percent of the male population claiming they have massive dongs, right after Newark, Delaware, at 33 percent.
Next up, at number five, housing a solid 43 percent, is Tuscon, Arizona.”
My favorite vacation spot was Rehoboth Beach in Delaware. I knew something was calling me to that state! Alright, but seriously, I’m a transplant from Chicago living in Los Angeles. I’m not too far from Arizona. Should I book my flight now? Wait, there’s more!
“Moving on, number four on the list of big dick cities is Atlanta, Georgia, at 44 percent, number three is Chicago, Illinois, at 49 percent, and the runner up, at a whopping 73 percent is Denver, Colorado.”
Oh no! Should I move back home to Chicago?! I’m glad to see my hometown on the list. Frankly, I’m not surprised. Denver as second place…is marijuana a factor in penis size?!
This brings us to number one…
“The top American city with the biggest dicks is…drum roll, please…Columbus, Ohio! Hats off to all 82 percent of men in Columbus who are packing eight or more inches.”
Size queens rejoice! Looks like you know where to plan your next vacation is!
Did your city make the cut?!
One guy told me “It gets the job done but doesn’t hurt.” So, I’m happy with my 7″ because I know how to make men come with it.
For me, the only reason to buy Magnums is to give your nibby noses something to gossip about
Once upon a time, condoms
Once upon a time, condoms came in one size, now known as regular size, and they were one-size-fit-all. Then they brought out large/extra large sized ones and small (aka slim or snug fit) sized ones. But what a lot of people don't seem to know is the size of a condom has to do with the width of the condom – the length varies with the various sizes, but all still have more than enough for most people to unroll.
Length doesn't determine what size condom you personally require – a man with 8 or 9 inches in length and average thickness can wear a regular sized condom, whereas a man with an average 5 or 6 inches in length but above average thickness may require the use of a large sized condom to comfortably accommodate his girth.
In other words, a man with any size penis – big, average, small – who is below average in girth can use a small (snug fit) condom, and a man of any length with above average girth may need to use a large sized one. So, if this study, if it was meant to be serious is a joke.
I lived in Columbus OH for 4
I lived in Columbus OH for 4 years, and I can personally attest that is completely false. I had dudes say they were 8" or 9" but must have used the wrong end of the ruler because I've seen jalapeno peppers bigger than they were. And, BUYING Magnums doesn't mean they NEED Magnums. I know seveal guys just this side of average who use them because they don't particularly like the way condoms feel, so they go with something "less restrictive" even though there's nothing TO restrict..
there’s a flaw is this report
there's a flaw is this report you only look at men that buy comdons…..there so many men who fuck raw str8 and gay so what are the top 10 state's now I wonder.
What about NY thay can look
What about NY thay can look at me i have 10'
Men obsess over how big my
Men obsess over how big my dick is
One guy grabbed it with both hands stacked one on top of other and said it was like a weapon
Another asked me to marry him,
Im sporting 10 inches
And I was born in drumroll . . . . . . . . . . . . YOU GUESSED IT . . . . . .
COLUMBUS OHIO . . . . BOWS
You notice it isn’t actual
You notice it isn't actual measurements, but men "claiming". Perhaps the study shoud be the cities with the most delusional men.
WDF why are you so upset by
WDF why are you so upset by this, you must have a small dick, so jealous. Well I was born in columbus and I'm sporting 10 inches so the study applies to me when I get with guys they obsess over how big my dick is.
Lmao proof!!!
Lmao proof!!!
It must be the water..
It must be the water..
the average penis size is 5.2
What an incredibly offensive attitude! Apparently, you view an average sized penis – or, God forbid, smaller-than-average – to be a physical disability which could never satisfy a sexual partner. Any difficulty experienced by these men is due to attitudes like YOURS that a penis must be larger than average to be any good. You need some serious self-reflection on what you value in a man!
What, you never heard of
What, you never heard of Sarcasm?? You must live a very, Very Dull life…
Most big dicks I know don’t
Most big dicks I know don’t use condoms
I travel to Columbus for work, and I haven’t found this to be a city that lives up to this honor….
The problem with Boston is
The problem with Boston is all the big ones are on the bottoms.
Everybody is a bottom. Didn’t
Everybody is a bottom. Didn't you know?
I buy magnums because they
I buy magnums because they leave room to move and I'm only 7 cut
I can’t believe Boston ranks
I can't believe Boston ranks that high with all those Irish guys.
Yeah, well that’s how they
Yeah, well that's how they store their guns.
I’m from Newark Delaware, and
I'm from Newark Delaware, and most of the guys I know/have seen naked/slept with did NOT need Magnums..most were 5-8 inches, just on the high side of average. Maybe its the influx of out-of-state dick that we get at the University.
This study shows the cities
This study shows the cities in which men think they have the biggest penises. Just because someone is buying a magnum that doesn't mean they need a magnum.
Yes, because this is such a
Yes, because this is such a reliable methodology. This must be a highly significant study.
lol
lol