That One Time a Christian Evangelist Said Hookers Cured Homosexuality with An ‘Anointed’ Cake

Okay, it’s not Thursday—but here’s a throwback that will get your week started with a major WTF?! According to the Dallas News, an evangelist, Lance Wallnau, shared the most ridiculous story recently on Periscope. The Christian “consultant” claims he helped Donald Trump win the presidency with his book God’s Chaos Candidate. Wallnau has made a successful career out of making outlandish and topical pronouncements via his website and social media. His Facebook page has nearly 300K followers—now that’s the crazy part!


One of Wallnau’s videos includes the story of a hooker who used to hang out a bar that was frequented by anti-Christians. The hooker baked a cake for the “gay and very adamantly anti-Christian” bar owner and then prayed over it so that he would fall out of homosexuality. The bar owner ate the cake and POW! He’s no longer gay! Wallnau calls this an “anointed cake” as he believes it was the cause for the bar owner to give up the homosexual life style. I guarantee that wasn’t the only cake the gay bar owner had eaten that day!


Wallnau said in his video:

This is crazy. Now, I’m not saying this is going to work for you. But some hookers in his bar got saved.

When this story first surfaced two years ago, Wallnau posted a response video to the Huffington Post saying:


Liberals are crazy…[They] will look for any dangling participle of political impropriety and then fasten upon it with a zeal of an anaconda and then begin to squeeze the life out of you.

Makes you wonder what was in that cake!

Said the reformed gay hookers:
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no

Source: Dallas News

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