The Merry Murderesses Of ‘Game Of Thrones’

Remembering the merry murderesses of Westeros
Remembering the merry murderesses of Westeros

With the premiere of the eighth and final season of HBO’s Game of Thrones set for April 14, uber-talented Allison Lane and creative partner Chris Ritter serve up a delightful parody of ”Cellblock Tango” from Chicago the Musical.

Only here, we are celebrating the merry murderesses of Westeros!


Because, let’s face it – seeing those who have been done wrong get their revenge is a big part of what makes Game of Thrones so enjoyable.

Watch Arya Stark, Daenerys Targaryen, Lady Olenna Tyrell, Sansa Stark, Brienne of Tarth, & Cersei Lannister confess/explain why all those men “Had It Coming!”

They had it coming, they had it coming
They all deserved it, there’s no doubt
And so we slayed them, and then filleted them
And just like garbage, we took them out!

The ladies of Game of Thrones Tango
The ladies of Game of Thrones Tango

Lane has previously parodied a musical version of a sad, kept gold-digger Melania Trump longing for her freedom; a countryfied Kellyanne Conway warbling her support as “I’m Trump’s Woman;” and a Hillary Clinton who promised to  George Michael’s “Father Figure.”

Some clever stuff from a creative talent.

Hit the play button below. Happy Saturday!

And don’t forget to tune in to HBO on Sunday for the beginning of the end of Game of Thrones.

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