Watch: Andy Cohen Handles Filthy Thirst Tweets Like a True Professional

Buzzfeed has done it agai: bringing back one of our favorite internet staples, this time with Andy Cohen reading Thirst Tweets. 

The Watch What Happens personality reads increasingly raunchy tweets with dignity and composure. Among the highlights he pulls from the mug:

“Andy needs to be What Happens Live in my bussy.”

“Andy Cohen looks like he got a thick **** and fat balls.”

“OMG I AM SO WET @Andy I FLOOD MY BASEMENT DADDY”

“I’d let Andy bareback me but only if he kept the suit on”

…and one that’s kind of sweet:

“I like really wanna go on a date with Andy Cohen.”

Watch Cohen read his Thirst Tweets below.