Do you feel that you are a connoisseur of the male body? How about one part in particular. Some great mind and opinionated person, sorry, no, not me, has created a tumblr page were addicted to. If you head on over to www.critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com , you'll see what we mean. Thanks to the equally horny boys over at SouthFloridaGayNews.com for pointing our peepers in the right direction.
A mysterious Tumblr site is taking the art of snapping dick pics to a whole other level.
Take a look at www.critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com.
The owner of the website grades dick pics on a scale of A+ for best and D- for worst. Although the penis itself is central in theme, the website takes into account the thoughtful construction of each photograph.
For example, how a subject is posed, lighting, background elements and grooming are all considered by the site’s administrator.
Artists can submit their dick pics for a private review for just $10. Twenty-five bucks gets you a guaranteed review on the website.
“Submissions from trans people, people of color, and other groups who are underrepresented in the dick pic world are welcome and encouraged,” reads a line in the site’s introduction page.
For those wishing to have their works of art graded by the anonymous Tumblr host, you can send entries to critiquemydickpic@gmail.com
I just popped a bag of popcorn, cracked a beer, and I'm ready for some binge surfing of www.critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com.
Here's a sample of the wording from the site.
this is, unfortunately, a dick pic with little going for it, sender.
it’s an oddly floor-centric dick pic, and the angle is not capturing enough of you and too much of your beat up hardwood floor. it’s completely depersonalised, with no interaction with your hands, and it’s blurry with harsh lighting.
i’m neutral about whether you should be soft in your dick pics, sender, but i do strongly encourage a better angle, more inviting setting and wider zoom.
there’s plenty of room for improvement here, so please peruse the A grade submissions on the site and have another shot.
thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a D.
and
yes, sender. very much yes.
how do i love thee dick pic? let me count the ways! your pose is self-possessed and staunch, you’ve lovingly combined high-water masculinity with feminine flourishes, and your dick is splayed visibly through tights; make no mistake about that.
apart from the slightly dim backlighting, there’s not a lot i’d change, sender. it’s a dick pic to be reckoned with.
thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets an A.
Are you going to submit? Read for pointers? What grade would you give yourself?
