It's a crappy question, but one many want answered. What should you eat or not eat if taking the bottom bunk?

 

For those in our community that take the bottom bunk once or twice or all the time, there's always the worry of that not so fresh feeling.  So before the sleepover, what should we stay away from eating or what should we add to our diet?

 

Someone asked that question to Davey Wavey.  The concerned emailer wrote:

 

I’m 21 and I pride myself as being a good bottom. That means being a clean bottom. Before I bottom, I generally avoid eating solid foods for 24-hours but was wondering if there are certain foods that I should eat more of or less of to be a better bottom? - DAVEYWAVEYFITNESS.COM

 

My generic response would be definitely not Korean food or Taco Bell!  Davey Wavey, taking this question as a serious Health and Fitness concern, had a great and involved response.  Before recommending what to eat and what not to eat, Davey gives some good pointers that we as gay men tend to skip over.  He elaborates on each of the 4 following points so I recommend going to his article at DAVEYWAVEYFITNESS.COM to read what he says about each.

  1. No man is worth your health.
  2. Butt sex is shitty.
  3. Being a good sex partner – top, bottom or otherwise – is about communication, respect, patience, consideration, understanding and fun.
  4. Using words like clean or dirty aren’t helpful.  - DAVEYWAVEYFITNESS.COM

 

As for what to eat and what not to eat?  I think most of us know what personally gets our digestive system working too well and what we should stay away from (Taco Bell, etc), but we definitely should eat something, unlike the starving emailer.  There's being clean and then there's passing out on the guy.  Mr. Wavey brings up considering SOLUBLE and INSOLUBLE fibers.  Which do you need to add to your diet?  It depends on what you already have going on.  See what he recommends.

 

I want to thank Davey Wavey for taking the time to answer this question.  I am sure it is one that 1,000s of others have wondered about.  And thanks for helping me to point out the bottom in the grocery aisle.  I'll be looking for the Metamucil.

 

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Umm... I don't starve myself or douche and have never had any incidents while bottoming. Douching is actually unhealthy for you and not necessary if you have a healthy digestive system and wipe your a** good.

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Then you are just very lucky or bottoming for very small men. It does not matter how well you wipe your butt if the dick is big enough to reach the junk on the inside. 

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It isn't sex as much as the intense feeling of intimacy when someone is really invading your space and being part of you. of course I will admit once it enlarges your sphincter it feels really good and the feeling of having some shoot a load into you in amazingly intense. My husband isn't into doing it so I just have to realize it's over for me. Don't want anyone else in there unless it's the Doctor, whit both hands on your shoulders, checking out your prostate. LOL

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He is a bit condescending with the whole "don't judge people meanwhile I only associate with super models and porn stars" routine. And the "clean /dirty" objection here is just ridiculous; it's not sharing a person based on their health, it's literally dirty... Shit is biological waste... As opposed to cleaned out. There's nothing pejorative about it in this context.

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Tru dat, yes god

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If it's not clean, I'm not letting you in. I don't like it so I don't expect you to.

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Basic Anatomy, solid waste (sometimes not so solid too) come out of all our rectums.  You can do a quick douche to clear the contents (this usually works well for me).  However, it is where solid waste comes out of, so there is always a possibility of a little poop.  If that is too much for you to handle, then don't stick your rod into where poop comes out of. 

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Nothing worse than getting a peanut particle or lettuce leaf seasoned with the foul smell of shit on the end of your cock.

I am disgusted by these fags on facebook who take endless pics of themselves as coupled stuffing their guts with food, taking pics of their food at the dinner table, then having sex later.

bottoms should only do a liquid diet and live for us tops to rip their worthless holes in 2.

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I love you, and I couldn't agree more :D

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Lol this is seriously the funniest thing I've ever read... 

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Jesus christ you're obnoxious

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Are any of you even gay? It is not about eating or not. If you want a clean ass then douche! I do it three, two and one hour before the deed. And very, very rarely have problems when taking it up my bum. I do this for myself because I do not like crappy experiences. For those who do, good on you. It is just simply not for me. 

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This guy is so fucking annoying, it annoys me to even read his thoughts. If you wanna fuck, just make sure to avoid bean burritos and you'll be fine.

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HE is very annoying... 

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So if i was in a relationship i should just go ahead and give up solid foods altogether cause I want my man morning noon and night is that what I am hearing ?  Get a life cause that shit ain't real

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That is not what my nor Davey Wavey's blog stated.

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Or, he could use his beauty to lord over us. He's right , words like clean and dirty don't helP. And not eating the day before bottoming? I'll take a bottom who acts like a regular person. Keep your Freudian hangups for yourself.

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I cannot stand Davey Wavey and his "Everyone is beautiful on the inside" thing.  Meanwhile EVERYONE in his videos is absolutely perfection.  I guess if i was hot, I'd try to make people feel better by saying everyone is beautiful.  

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