Andy Cohen

Sam Smith Has a Naughty Tagline if He Were a Real Housewife

On Tuesday’s appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live, Sam Smith sat in the club house sipping a drink and spilling T when a question from a caller came toward Sam—and the answer made my glasses fog up!

The 25-year-old singer who claims to be a fan of the Real Housewives franchise was asked what his tagline would be if he were a housewife of any city.

After WWHL host Andy Cohen reminded him of some famous taglines, Sam said that his monumental tagline would be none other than “I’m a dick monster.”

Yes please!

Andy was quick to get down to the bottom of that answer by asking for the definition and Sam so cutely and responded “Well you just like, hunt for the dick”—spoken like a TRUE dick monster. A response that made even the legendary Patti LaBelle break a sweat!

If Sam were a housewife with that tagline, I wonder what object he’d be holding in the show’s opening sequence?

Check out his naughty response here:

What Is Anderson Cooper's Biggest Turn-On?

You know you’ve been hanging out with your BFF too much if you know them better than they know themselves. Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, the dynamic AC², are no exception. The two have been friends for many years and have been touring together with their AC² engagements. But what could beat a couple of gal pals just shootin’ the shit?

On a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live, Olivia Wilde tested the two’s friendship by quizzing them in a game called One, Two, AC! During the game, it looks like Andy was more into the game than Anderson was—but Anderson gets to throw some shade when it comes to talking about money!

But the juiciest part of the game came when Andy revealed what turns on his BFF the most--an answer that took Anderson by surprise (Did Andy hit the nail on the head?)

Watch the clip here:

 

 

Don’t tell Andy any of your secrets! The face that Anderson makes on the count of three when Andy shouts “Latinos!” is absolutely hilarious. I’ll just get in that line with the rest of the Latinos who now want some attention from the silver daddy.