A Dutch man decided to stuff 15 hard-boiled eggs up his rectum. Turns out, it didn’t go well for him.
According to the Dutch Magazine for Healthcare and the Mirror, a 29-year-old from the Netherlands was under the influence of date rape/chemsex drug GHB.
While high, he and his partner, both unidentified in the report, decided to stuff peeled hard-boiled eggs up their butts.
Later that night, the man, who kept the eggs inside him, started to feel pains in his stomach. He then went to the hospital.
As one of the doctors in the report shared:
“Upon arrival the patient had tachycardia [high heart rate] and tachypnoea [rapid breathing]. Physical examinations showed abdominal guarding over the entire stomach.”
In order to help him, the doctors had to cut into his abdomen and remove the eggs from there. Unfortunately, a rupture was caused during the procedure, but it was repaired without much issue.
“The eggs were removed as well as we could and the abdominal cavity was thoroughly rinsed,” added the doctor. “After the operation, the patient was monitored in intensive care for a short time. After several days he could leave the hospital in a clinically good condition.”
Unfortunately, there is no real message to the story other than the obvious don’t stick eggs up your butt and don’t do GHB.
h/t: the Dutch Magazine for Healthcare, the Mirror